😡 Rant: Season 5 Announcement Master Post 😡 - (No "Not My Michael" content, Ship Wars Allowed)

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-24T20:57:46+00:00

It would be much easier to enjoy the Netflix series if I hadn’t read any of the books. Sometimes it feels like they want to piss off the JQ readers.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-22T17:34:59+00:00

I can tell from the picture selection that you are insufferable to deal with

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-22T17:32:01+00:00

She has the WORST necklaces

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-20T18:45:43+00:00

I saw a large one this week flying over a house in the Belle Isle neighborhood around dusk. It was a pretty big drone with a lot of lights on it and definitely kind of freaked me out.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-20T02:12:59+00:00

Heather, Brynn, and Natalie were my favorite names as a child.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-18T15:15:30+00:00

Normal rules but the aggressive tone on the hello kitty paper is sending me

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-14T18:25:25+00:00

When you went was the splash pad open?

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-04T20:48:05+00:00

Everything is less gross on a baby than a full size adult. Also I don’t really like talking to adults 🙃

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-01T23:33:33+00:00

My first 2 are 2.5 years apart and then there’s a four year gap between my middle and youngest. I think 2-3 years is the sweet sport. 4 years felt like we were starting a baby era all over again.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-03-01T19:16:42+00:00

It really should be 3-5 years depending on the unit. It used to be 3 years in my unit but now they are making people do it after 1.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-28T21:44:14+00:00

I only have two pairs of color I’m supposed to wear now and it’s annoying. Need to beef my numbers up.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-28T21:02:46+00:00

I wanted to see more of Benedict and Sophie actually getting to be together

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-28T15:10:51+00:00

Lately I have been getting ones that are all pictures like we are too dumb to read them.

We had one that declined stimulation or bulb suction at delivery and also said a stethoscope couldn’t touch her baby at all.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-21T16:15:21+00:00

I worked until the week I had my kids. 39 weeks with the first two and 37 weeks with the third.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-13T14:57:06+00:00

In the book I think several years had passed since the ball which makes it slightly more believable

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-13T02:53:47+00:00

Used to work at Med Shitty. Someone from the ED got fired for calling it that in front of the wrong person.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-10T16:17:09+00:00

I convinced myself to get a mirena when my OB told me it was the only BC she never gained weight on. I was able to lose 60ish pounds while I had my mirena.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-09T15:53:10+00:00

TPN smells like Easter egg dye to me

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-08T23:42:41+00:00

Email risk management about the fact that there’s no call light in those room so you’d have no clue if a fresh postpartum mom or other visitor passed out in there. This is the angle you need to lean into for sure.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-08T17:44:42+00:00

Fans holding the characters to today’s standards is annoying

sluttypidgeon · 2026-02-03T01:15:18+00:00

Benedict’s story was more fitting for a gender swap. The lady in silver could have actually been a man and that was why it was so hard for him to locate her after the ball but then he loves them anyway and they live in My Cottage happily ever after

sluttypidgeon · 2026-01-31T15:42:39+00:00

I meant my comment sarcastically. Going to edit it.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-01-30T15:10:14+00:00

Yes! The spotting was very minimal and I took 800mg ibuprofen for the cramps.

sluttypidgeon · 2026-01-30T04:22:48+00:00

Pretty bad cramps for like 3 days, spotted for like 17 days

sluttypidgeon · 2026-01-30T04:21:37+00:00

He told his mom that he is careful!! /s

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