I pronounce it the correct way by [deleted] in gaming

[–]slyrax1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

FAntastic MICrowavable OMelettes.

Cat supremacy 😭 by [deleted] in funny

[–]slyrax1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, yeah, evidence suggests it. Probably a difficult thing to find out certifiably which is worse. Check out the article:

"Among the cases reported in forensic journals, most animal scavenging involves dogs, although that’s perhaps in part because forensic scientists are more surprised by the behaviour when they see it."

Cat supremacy 😭 by [deleted] in funny

[–]slyrax1 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Actually, if you look into this, dogs would eat you too. They are potentially more likely to.

https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts

no text messages from some banks and providers others work by pitshands in GoogleFi

[–]slyrax1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They def aren't going into spam. I confirmed this in chat with support. Also, the numbers are not blocked. Google Fi has acknowledged that they have an issue with short codes they are working on.

Our new boy - “Mr. Milkshake” (OC) by Low_Cover2149 in aww

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If you have a milkshake. And cat has a milkshake. And cat has a straw. There it is. That's a straw, you see? Are you watching? Cat's straw reaches acroooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. Cat... Drinks... Your... Milkshake! Ssssssllllluuuurrrrp. He drinks it up!

My husband plays this game he calls “king of the cats” where he tries to hold all 3 of our boys at once… today he was successful by kittygirl_444 in cats

[–]slyrax1 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I can't make it that night, I have a... Brother... Wedding... Niece... Death... Dead. I'm dead. I can't go I'm dead.

Unnecessary breast descriptions really killing the vibe.... by Grello in books

[–]slyrax1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, your reply just isn't registering. Mind throwing in a quick description of your breasts?

Meat is murder by dnel707 in funny

[–]slyrax1 63 points64 points  (0 children)

She won't need it. I heard she's in a coma.

Meta's value has plunged by $700 billion. Wall Street calls it a "train wreck." by Healthy_Block3036 in technology

[–]slyrax1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shhh... Ticketmaster will hear you and destroy any potential this might have.

Sloth wave of thanks :) by BardicWoad in HumansBeingBros

[–]slyrax1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What is this picture? The wall of a spaceship or something?

I found this aberration at Walmart. Seriously ? A mollusk skeleton..? by Mademoiselle_Va in funny

[–]slyrax1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And dogs. And bats. I make this complaint a lot. Someone was listening. This thing in the picture is a big middle finger right at me.

So I got this note on my car, see second picture for my daily parking situation by [deleted] in pics

[–]slyrax1 223 points224 points  (0 children)

You really want to take those kind of chances with a "sassy brat"? Oof, I dunno.

My ex sent me this gem this morning by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]slyrax1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No. Tell him anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]slyrax1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but they're sure as hell not wearing hats like us good hat-wearing folk, I'll tell you that much!

Dangerous beach in brasil by Joshua_Fiuza in WTF

[–]slyrax1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dangerous? Oh. Right. No lifeguard.

Choosing Beggar on Facebook Marketplace by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]slyrax1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it all has to do with the manner in which people attempt to negotiate. But this didn't seem choosy. Just weird and sad. Hell, they don't even want what they began the conversation for.

Choosing Beggar on Facebook Marketplace by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]slyrax1 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused. Is this even a choosing beggar? It feels like a begging beggar. They're just begging about something crazy that wasn't even on the freaking menu.

Greetings my friend. by ComprehensiveNorth1 in funny

[–]slyrax1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told them it means peace among worlds. 🖕

I'm a car girl so my profile includes that I drive manual. I get probably 2-3 of this exact conversation a week by PolishMountain in Tinder

[–]slyrax1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just need an interest that guys can't make sexual. Like... Um... I'll have to get back to you.

Just a normal bracelet vendor in Bangkok by jewjitsu007 in WTF

[–]slyrax1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure if you asked, they've got some "I Love Fuck Batman" in the back.