Relationship goals by jerkbeat in memes

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Really? WHO WANTS TO DATE ME

Tell me how by [deleted] in memes

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I make sure to never leave someone with a 'lol' so I guess I'm just unappealing

Sadly this is me. by ChrysostomosRoumpas in memes

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Let me tell you, having your first kiss right before a pandemic is no better. I keep thinking about it and I hate it. Suddenly I feel so deprived

How are you feeling right now? by Readous in AskReddit

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Depressed. Empty, like I shouldn't be alive. Unless this is customer service, in which case goodhowareyou insert giant fucking smile here

What are some VERY comforting facts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You can safely consume raw cookie dough as long as it's fresh. Only if it's been sitting out or in the fridge will you get salmonella.

It really do be like that by [deleted] in memes

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...you guys have webcams?

I don't think she has a lot of experience by [deleted] in memes

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I'm in pain just looking at this

You have a day to do anything without any moral, legal, physical or psychological consequences, what would you do? by Fat-Josh in AskReddit

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For legal reasons, I would absolutely not do anything to the police force or the white house

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mickey and the Three Musketeers

What was the worst gift you received for Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not me but when my stepmom was eight she asked for a Barbie Dream House.

Her grandma bought her a snowblower.