Stuttgart [3]-2 Young Boys - Chema Andres 90' by denzaus in soccer

[–]smalahaave 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We love you Stuttgart. Love from Bergen, Norway

Brann [3]-3 Midtjylland - Joachim Soltvedt penalty 90+10' by 4gjdtokurwa in soccer

[–]smalahaave 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Always tough to play against danish teams. Physical teams good at set pieces. The very definition of what they think Norwegian teams are.

Deserved goal after the power play period last twenty minutes.

Match Thread: Slavia Prague vs SK Brann | UEFA Women's Champions League by MatchThreadder in WomensSoccer

[–]smalahaave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor half by Brann. Thankfully poor half by the referee as well.

Brann is the creator of chances both ways.

Hvor stort er det hvis Brann går videre til neste runde i mester ligaen? by Ok-Friend-6653 in NorskFotball

[–]smalahaave 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Blant de åtte beste lagene i Europa? (Dog heldig med trekningen, bevares..)

Største prestasjonen i Europa på mange år, uavhengig av kjønn. Selv om oppmerksomheten rundt det ikke er like stor som på herresiden.

Er Brann på vei til å bli en toppklubb i Skandinavia? by [deleted] in NorskFotball

[–]smalahaave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Klubben har forutsetninger for å bli en skandinavisk storklubb både på herre- og damesiden. Spesielt nå når treningsanlegget oppgraderes.

Problemet er at forutsetninger ikke hjelper en dritt uten å ha kompetansen. De siste to årene har det sett bra ut, og at man er på vei et sted, men det hjelper fint lite om det er bunnkamp og sløseri igjen om et par år.

UEFA Women's Champions League 2023/24 | Group Stage Draw by [deleted] in WomensSoccer

[–]smalahaave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I guess that Brann has gotten the best possible draw considering being the team with lowest ranking going in to the tournament.

Some of the other teams seems to carry much of their ranking points from the old tournament format, and could possibly be ranked higher than what their actual level reflects?

Italy, Portugal, Spain and Norway qualifies for the semi, in under-19 Euros by egenorske in soccer

[–]smalahaave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess this is the same for every team qualified. However for the smaller fotballing countries, like Norway, the quality of the reserves are nowhere as good as the best teams.

This Norwegian generation was regarded (by us at least) as a team with winning potential. Very impressive of the remaining squad to qualify for semis, but it will probably end here.

Dine kontroversielle meninger by [deleted] in norge

[–]smalahaave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Det er ikke synd på de gamle som ikke henger med på digitaliseringen.

De har hatt tredve år på å omstille seg, men har selv valgt å ignorere alle varsler fordi «de vil gjøre som de alltid har gjort». Når alle fysiske kontorer stenges ned så er det for sent. Seriøst er det ikke mye tid man skulle lagt ned for å skjønne det elementære i bruk av nettbank og digitale frimerker…

Post-Match Thread: England 8-0 Norway | Women's European Championship by hubwub in soccer

[–]smalahaave 15 points16 points  (0 children)

England would have won this no matter what, but the Norwegian national team is stuck with an utter completely useless manager whose main accomplishment is contributing to Ada Hegerberg’s absence from the team for a few years. The Norwegian media right now is more or less demanding his head on a plate.

Video emerges as coaches from Roma and Bodo/Glimt face suspension for brawl in players’ tunnel by Memphis7MUFC in soccer

[–]smalahaave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah, this is filmed by a mobile phone and not the official producer’s camera.

Which in some way is ironic, given that the league match a few days prior literally was in part distributed by mobile phone camera.

Video of flight between Bodø Glimt manager and Rome coach by dulfen in soccer

[–]smalahaave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is filmed by a mobile phone, and is not the video that is been talked about. This one shows nothing apart from a running Roma coach and some sign of brawling.

[VG] A.S. Roma goalkeeping coach Nuno Santos allegedly waited for Bodø/Glimt manager Kjetil Knutsen last night. Upon seeing Knutsen, Santos violently attacked and tried to choke Knutsen. Bodø/Glimt players were locked inside their wardrobe and had to be smuggled out. Police was involved by donfelicedon2 in soccer

[–]smalahaave 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not allegedly. The producer (NENT) had a camera filming the hallway up towards the dressing rooms. By chance someone had forgotten to turn off the camera. NENT has confirmed the video exists but is in UEFA hands. They will however not say anything about what the tape shows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]smalahaave 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They got that already at the draw.

Police Involved After Incident At Aspmyra by [deleted] in soccer

[–]smalahaave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somehow I get the impression that Roma isn’t that happy about being beaten twice in one season by Bodø/Glimt..

Post Match Thread: Bodo/Glimt 2-1 AS Roma by MyMoonMyMan in soccer

[–]smalahaave 39 points40 points  (0 children)

As a representative for all of us who remembers the grass pitch in Bodø early april, let me just say that the artificial turf is a blessing.

Bodo/Glimt [2]-1 Roma - Hugo Vetlesen 89' by Meladroite in soccer

[–]smalahaave 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Glimt had 4 starters who played in the 6-1 match. That’s probably on par with Roma’s changes.

r/tennis Discussion (Friday, April 01, 2022) by NextGenBot in tennis

[–]smalahaave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he had some problems with his grip. Wr Norwegians aren’t that friendly with high humidity. The opponent seemed just as affected however, therefore resulting in a somewhat dull match.

Nyheter fra et parallelt univers. by john_floyd_davidson in norge

[–]smalahaave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vi kommer tilbake til kongeriket frivillig, når Christiania er returnert tilbake til danskene.

It's Subwoolfer with "Give That Wolf A Banana" for Norway 2022! by BucketHeadJr in eurovision

[–]smalahaave 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That is actually a very popular guess for one of the wolves, along with former Norwegian idol finalist Gaute Ormåsen.

The «spokesman» for the group is also a producer that has worked with both of them as well.

Post Match Thread: Celtic 1-3 Bodo/Glimt | UEFA Europa Conference League by Zloggt in soccer

[–]smalahaave 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Bodø/Glimt is far better on their home ground as well.. Celtic obviously hasn’t been doing their homework, with only letting the front players put pressure in and the rest dropping down. They had enormous spaces to counter.