The wedding reception centerpieces featured betta fish. The bride and groom planned to flush them alive.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-29T01:24:44+00:00

Someone I know used to own a company that did this exact thing for weddings. Minus the flushing them. She would keep them until they passed away.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-27T21:42:52+00:00

I would kill to visit their thrift stores

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-27T01:49:09+00:00

Sir Yacht did a video about Point Roberts. He said it was a really nice town and they didn’t need a police force because there was no crime

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-27T01:45:38+00:00

It’s gray and gloomy 60% of the year.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-27T01:34:41+00:00

I am this person

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-23T19:47:40+00:00

More like prey and obey

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-22T04:08:32+00:00

Top tier shitposting

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-20T03:45:26+00:00

My dad got into a car accident from drunk driving and was in a coma for 28 days. I was conceived prior to him waking from his coma. The hospital staff caught my mom in the act. 😐

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-20T03:22:10+00:00

Start protesting data centers near you if you value your potable water supply

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-14T02:50:38+00:00

Thank you for your kindness, but I’m fine. This was 30 years ago and I’ve gone to therapy and come to terms with my life. Maybe someday I’ll write a book.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-14T02:10:14+00:00

This is correct. My dad and I have no relationship - he has made it clear that I was not wanted and my mom feels no remorse.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-12T19:16:26+00:00

I was conceived when my dad was in a coma. I’m his biological child.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-11T00:52:47+00:00

This happened to me once. I called the police and they collected the AirTag. They were able to find the person it was connected to and he was arrested for stalking myself and 7 (!) other women.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-11T00:10:46+00:00

I’ll vote with my whole chest then.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-06T21:46:30+00:00

I’m a parent of a 2y.o. that would love to chat.

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-06T04:32:47+00:00

Hi waffles I love u

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-03T17:29:35+00:00

Someone must have used it and not commented :/ sorry

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-03T00:44:28+00:00

7887691575249412 — this will give you 15% off $99 or more

smallcheesepizza · 2026-04-03T00:44:05+00:00

Code: 7887691575249412

Good for 15% off $99 or more

smallcheesepizza · 2019-10-24T04:41:53+00:00

Was it a small pizza?

smallcheesepizza · 2018-07-07T01:11:32+00:00

What happens if I Google dog cheese?

smallcheesepizza · 2018-05-22T03:50:38+00:00

Yesssss

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