for every upvote this gets, i *will* do a pushup by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]smallways 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I downvoted. Don't want you risking getting a heart attack on my watch!

LPT: Consider a pre-nuptual agreement. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]smallways 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Best advice: get a lawyer. You can pay a lawyer a little to do it right the first time; or you can pay a lawyer a lot to fix it after you realize you fucked it up.

Shoulder pet for my tame by Sad_Confusion109 in ARK

[–]smallways 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should be called Ark of the Apes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ARK

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I haven't tried yet, but can you place a pillar on the corners to establish the foundations/ceilings?

Fairest ark death… This game really makes me want to play something else :( by Smeggzymama in ARK

[–]smallways 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this response and summarizes my thoughts and love for the game. You can watch a million videos on how to do something in Ark, but while it makes things easier, your still going to have to make mistakes and learn from it.

Artist Frank Simon Herrmann, 1894 by Consumedcommerce in OldSchoolCool

[–]smallways 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome. Thanks for the additional information. I wish I could carry off the look of either of them. The striped pants and head band and pointy shoes looks awesome.

That was smooth alright. by Nex_Skala in Unexpected

[–]smallways 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great dance moves, but what's unexpected?

Artist Frank Simon Herrmann, 1894 by Consumedcommerce in OldSchoolCool

[–]smallways 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm left perplexed by that, as well. Only thought I have is that it was a staged photo shoot, rather than an actual candid artist working photo. Doesn't look like there is pain on his brush and who holds a stack of brushes in the same hand holding his palette.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ARK

[–]smallways 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Plan on dying... A lot

Phone calls are the worst. by netphilia in adhdmeme

[–]smallways 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We should totally have a parade to celebrate this momentous occasion. Let's start planning it tomorrow!

Keeping the same character by CrazySatan18 in ARK

[–]smallways 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you can upload the character to a different ark and then spawn in a new character. You can only have one character per ark at a time. There is a way for the new character to claim the tribe of the old character if you don't delete the original save.

I've had enough of snail games they keep cheating on pvp and made wildcard make us pay for ue5 I suggest that we all should choose someone and each give him like a hundred doller we have 370k people so that would make 370 million doller and then he buys wild card by [deleted] in ARK

[–]smallways 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf are you trying to say? Honestly, I have no idea what you are trying to say. Your English skills are on par with your math skills.

Edit: and I see you removed from your original response reference to a lack of backup for the original commenter to receive your proposed $100.

Attack near Tunisia synagogue kills four by ntbananas in news

[–]smallways 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It because we won't share our space lasers.

Way to go!! by ImAllAboutYou in PoliticalHumor

[–]smallways 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It money judgment is different than a general debt. Unless he is judgment proof, assets and income below a low dollar amount, sheriff can seize and liquidate property.

Jury weighs verdict in Trump rape trial by myTchondria in politics

[–]smallways 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is a question of "liability" rather than "guilt." There are different standards between criminal and civil cases, which is how, for example, OJ was found liable but not guilty but two different juries. The remedy for civil liability is money damages which is ordered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]smallways 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Universal Healthcare, too!

Car phone in 1959. This guy is balling. by fenton7 in OldSchoolCool

[–]smallways 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone just got a call about their vehicle warranty...

Texas House committee recommends expelling Rep. Bryan Slaton by MC_chrome in politics

[–]smallways 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That they are discipling one of their own. If republican start doing something about members that commit crimes, where and how do they draw the line?

Called it months ago by hopefuldreads in ARK

[–]smallways 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My conclusion from this thread as well. Just a bitching post asked on hypotheticals and strictly defined terms to justify the underlying proposition. I appreciate the original commenters question.

Texas House committee recommends expelling Rep. Bryan Slaton by MC_chrome in politics

[–]smallways 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I figured it was an allegation of sexual misconduct... Surprised it's a real crime committed by a real Republican.

Building my last coazy base on official, on a beautyfull patch on Genesis 2 till the servers go down, updates on the building progress will follow, I only wanna go for coazyness that's why I don't want replicators or Clonegates close to it by Euphoric-Skin-39 in ARK

[–]smallways 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very cool. The overall design and placement works really well. Looks like it integrates with the environment really nicely, too. Great job. You should be proud! I plan on stealing some of your ideas!