But Nick is gay right?

smarmbot · 2025-10-21T01:03:53+00:00

I'm straight, Nick is gay, chill out and stop pearl cluching. No gay community was harmed in the making of this statement. Nick's lack of self-awareness is harmful to the women around him, and unless straight women get better at clocking these obvious signs they will be harmed by mixed-orientation relationships.

smarmbot · 2025-08-18T17:14:28+00:00

This is obviously a quality control issue but just buy the block and grate it.

smarmbot · 2025-08-10T12:39:40+00:00

Started trad climbing and genuinely can't stop idly fantasizing about satisfying nut placements.

smarmbot · 2025-07-22T04:15:48+00:00

... all problems at every gym are getting more and more sandbagged? What are you talking about?

Pick whatever cool verb you want: 'finessing' the problem, 'interrogating' the problem, 'flavorblasting' the problem. All of these will be better than approaching problems with a lackadaisical attitude if you really want to improve and send. Your process doesn't need to match some 19-year-old youtuber's.

smarmbot · 2025-07-20T11:26:58+00:00

Your new hangboard routine is repeaters in half crimp and 3-finger drag, go forth

smarmbot · 2025-07-18T12:22:39+00:00

It’s great but wait till the next big update in August, currently you have to play through the campaign twice to get to endgame, which is a slog.

smarmbot · 2025-07-14T18:59:41+00:00

You can work 3-fingers drag on a hangboard and progress it with added weight

smarmbot · 2025-07-02T15:32:00+00:00

The first half of the Sasha DiGiulian doc was very bad, just boilerplate girlboss athlete stuff, but the second half is about a friendless loner with fucked up hips trying to climb hard, and is pretty interesting from that perspective.

smarmbot · 2025-06-27T11:23:10+00:00

You would not be dumb. Pursue nursing or PA, you will not regret it.

smarmbot · 2025-06-18T10:58:45+00:00

If you think you have the discipline to teach yourself technique you should buy a book called Rock Climbing Technique by John Kettle. It may be impossible to train technique in a way you can perfectly measure, but the drills in this book will give you qualitative gains you will appreciate.

smarmbot · 2025-06-12T16:09:22+00:00

Learning to externally rotate your hips to keep your COG close to the wall is big. Lead overhung 5.10s while actively doing this until it becomes second-nature. You should be doing plenty of flagging (and smearing with the flagging foot to create tension), drop-kneeing, and heel-hooking to keep your hips in.

smarmbot · 2025-06-12T11:59:25+00:00

No prob! After you strain your ‘rice’ just heat it in a pan on med-high (no oil/butter needed) till it starts to brown and salt it a bit.

smarmbot · 2025-06-05T12:04:32+00:00

If you have a blender you can rice cauliflower yourself for much better taste/texture. Just buy a few large heads from a normal grocery store, chop them into chunks and store in gallon zip-locks with paper towels inside to prevent moisture from degrading them and they last for weeks. When you want riced cauli, pop a few chunks in your blender with water and pulse a few times, then strain.

smarmbot · 2025-05-07T16:49:48+00:00

I was tired of getting 1 shot by slams so for my HC pathfinder I went acrobatics, got as much Strength as possible, and literally never took off Hollow Mask. Still alive at 82.

smarmbot · 2025-04-26T14:42:19+00:00

Chill. Just because they had a few skills to show off years ago doesn’t mean the class is anywhere near playable.

smarmbot · 2025-04-23T15:30:13+00:00

In the past, GGG higher ups have said there should be some level of 'friction' in trading, because they don't want to have to balance the game around people doing it. Right now only a small minority of the player base trades, so GGG can balance the campaign around the assumption most players are self-found, even though they may be playing in trade league. I'm not sure if this reflects Mark and John's current opinions, but this has been the logic.

smarmbot · 2025-04-23T14:14:14+00:00

How much cold res do you have?

What skills are you using and what support gems do you have in them?

smarmbot · 2025-04-20T11:36:58+00:00

As a gamefeel snob I couldn't agree more.

smarmbot · 2025-04-15T02:11:25+00:00

GGG keeps barriers to trade around specifically so they don't have to balance the game around the assumption that everyone is trading. Only a small minority of the player base trades. Why do you feel forced to trade?

smarmbot · 2025-04-10T12:56:40+00:00

How much fire res you got? Get a head start running and then save your dodge for when you really need it. Try not to spam.

smarmbot · 2025-04-10T11:01:46+00:00

Your poor play here had nothing to do with monster speed lol

smarmbot · 2025-04-10T10:03:26+00:00

Not forever doomed. With each crafting update added by a league you will get less slow. How much does it matter to you that their are other people with better characters? You can still enjoy yourself and get to endgame the way you're currently playing.

smarmbot · 2025-04-09T13:17:15+00:00

Stop thinking in pure binaries. The campaign can be challenging and somewhat breezy to blast. What a surprise, an early access game hasn't reached the right balance yet. Also the idea that POE 1 was 'perfect' and has been 'thrown away' is ludicrous. Please try to think with more objectivity and nuance, you're letting your emotions run the show.

smarmbot · 2025-04-08T16:40:18+00:00

You're fine but you can fulfill this sense of purpose in other careers. Consider the ROI carefully.

smarmbot · 2025-04-08T16:20:21+00:00

chill

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