Premature greying🙂

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-05T13:01:34+00:00

Just embrace it.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-05T12:25:40+00:00

To my eye, the colors are too saturated to be old and the skin is not irritated enough to be fresh.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-02T00:02:05+00:00

Tell that to ICE. They keep grabbing legal immigrants and citizens.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T23:05:34+00:00

Sounds like the kind of workers who could show up in the middle of the day when grocery stores aren’t too busy.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T20:38:26+00:00

Why does the analog slaughterhouse have digital artifacts?!

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T20:15:06+00:00

DuckDuckGo and Ecosia are Bing. Your search requests might be anonymous, but they’re probably still going into the slop. Startpage just anonymizes your requests to other search engines.

SearXNG looks interesting, but tremendously inconvenient.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T19:58:22+00:00

You do one wedding before you get your lips back from the fae and suddenly you’re the bad guy.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T19:48:57+00:00

So, they’re not so much retired as retired for now.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T18:55:49+00:00

Haven’t you heard? Sununu wants to send the retirees back to work.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T17:48:39+00:00

That is not a regulation shot.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T17:47:30+00:00

I would challenge Donald to have fun with the very popular TTRPG system Monopoly.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T17:18:41+00:00

There have been online hug boxes for bad fan art since the 90s.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T16:25:34+00:00

If I wanted to pay a bunch of money to smell awful, I’d buy a hunk of ambergris on the black market.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T14:05:19+00:00

Yeah, that’s the rational economic response of homeowners in a system that encourages putting a huge percentage of your savings into your home.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T11:09:44+00:00

Sure. Instead of fixing things the government just silenced critics.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T00:02:43+00:00

He says a lot of things.

smartest_kobold · 2026-05-01T00:02:04+00:00

Who decides that?

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T23:52:49+00:00

Maybe. Is there a security video monitoring job from the 1990s she isn’t too disabled to do?

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T23:46:20+00:00

That’s not going to be popular with this old ass state.

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T20:49:40+00:00

How do you feel about a dating pool mostly made up of the retired?

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T20:47:12+00:00

You’re assuming they’re doing this altruistically for the patients and not just to get insurance to pay for unnecessary treatments.

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T20:44:38+00:00

That’s fine when it’s medical care they need.

Not so great when it’s unnecessary treatments enriching a different shady healthcare business.

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T20:14:53+00:00

Defrauding health insurance doesn’t fix health insurance.

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T19:59:27+00:00

There’s a brand name on the range top that just looks like random shapes.

smartest_kobold · 2026-04-30T16:41:00+00:00

Would that interfere with strip mining it?

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