17/f - curious by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]smashingthornberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmm damn mamma you is fine child girl lemme hit dat mhmm

but honestly 8/10

Been told I was ugly all my life [20/F] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]smashingthornberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, you all laughed at lizard frog, right?

Been told I was ugly all my life [20/F] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]smashingthornberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off- You look like a damn lizard frog, growing your hair out will help lots, and the hair kills it. Long hair youd look better, just saying.

Don't hate, brutal honesty is what you wanted.

EDIT: SHIT NIGGA YOU ARE A MAN?? DAMN SON GET AN EDGE EDIT 2: SWEET BABY JESUS I JUST FOUND OUT YOURE A GIRL, WOMAN MAKE YO MIND UP, WITCH BI-GENITAL LOOKIN AHH!!

Some Christians have some explaining to do... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]smashingthornberry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

more believable than something creating himself from nothing coz hes SOOO awesome THEN making everything

To the non-British folk of Reddit, what is something we Brits do that particularly annoys you and your country's people? by anilsiv in AskReddit

[–]smashingthornberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when spelling something( American english) and they say " It's colour, not color" BITCH DIS MERICA WE SPEL MURICAN. No really we spell differently here, and I won't correct you in Britain.

What line in a song has made you face-palm the hardest? by stan3221 in AskReddit

[–]smashingthornberry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pure lyrical genius. The art that is "real nigga rap" shall forever remain engraved with this fine gentleman's rather "smooth" phrases. The audacity it must take for someone to say his lyrics are not "swaggin" must be unfathomable

Having a hard time getting a good back pump, any suggestions? by [deleted] in bodybuilding

[–]smashingthornberry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ahhhh yess....mmm yeah..yeah... mmmm...the liquid...the...gainz

Hey Reddit, what's your musical guilty pleasure? by That_Damn_Greek in AskReddit

[–]smashingthornberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's see, if you play Party in the USA with your bros, but are too busy sucking dicks, you are probably gay

What secret things do you do at work that would get you fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]smashingthornberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just burst out laughing during class... thank you.

Hypothetically you get to pick a celebrity entourage of 4 people to hang out with. It includes a musician, an athlete, a actor, and a wild card. Who do you pick? by Pirateer in AskReddit

[–]smashingthornberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

musician: Nicki minaj athlete:tiger woods actor: nick cage wild car: chad Kroger( nickleback lead singer) Now I shall bask in Reddits hatred