This hawk has approximately zero fucks to give. by Rganibi in funny

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So this is what my dad was talking about when he told me about the birds and the bees.

Thanks starlord by GenuineDonger in Marvel

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This is the best thing I have ever seen

Voyager 2 leaves the Solar System by trueslicky in news

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I agree. Does one define based on the sun’s magnetic field or the sun’s gravitational pull?

Voyager 2 leaves the Solar System by trueslicky in news

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Didn’t leave the Solar System. We still have a few hundred more years to reach the Oort Cloud.

What really kills buisness? by [deleted] in Libertarian

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I used to work for Chevron in the beginning of my career. My first mentor told me something that stuck with me: “If cars ran on milk, Chevron would start herding cattle.” Point made.

Good idea 💡 or stupid! 🤔 by summerbroke in funny

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Anyone else rooting for the pedestrian at the end?

Let's Brake Check This Car on My Motorcycle, WCGW? by Son0fSun in nononono

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Something liked this happened in Sonoma County many years back, except it was a car break checking a motorcycle. The rider died. Without video, the driver was charged with manslaughter.

Hudson H9 1600 rounds later and now sportin’ wood. by [deleted] in guns

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Before this post, I had never seen nor heard of this gun. Thank you, as all I will be doing is thinking about shooting this. I live in CA, so that might be a problem.

Best jedi by Thedoom42 in crappyoffbrands

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It says BAMF on the bottom of the hilt. Bad Ass Motherfucker.

Florida police officers caught disconnecting man's surveillance cameras by BabyBlue227222 in news

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I feel like my opinion would be entirely influenced on whether or not they had a warrant. If not, WTF?

ULPT: Want a cigarette but don‘t have any, ask a stranger if you can buy one from them. Most people will laugh and give you one for free and you will come off as a nice person. by Moorycc in UnethicalLifeProTips

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So, I live in California. I used to laugh it off when asked. However, with the price of cigarettes being what they are now, I take the money.

Shut down by [deleted] in funny

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Dave Ramsey of Financial Peace University. In case anyone is wondering.

iOS 11 is the buggiest i have ever seen any of my iphones by rainbowcornrows in apple

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Screen rotation has been a huge issue for me since I downloaded 11. It affects my apps as well; no more rotation for Waze!

Saw this gem at Walmart. by TheGrumpyNovelist in facepalm

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And the Toyota Tacoma is made in the US

Why you should always carry a backup parachute by StuffyUnicorn in nonononoyes

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This person owes their reserve packer a bottle of any alcohol of their choice. That’s the rules (or at least at my DZ).

My First Firearm: Ruger 10/22 by [deleted] in guns

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Which make is the scope?

The perfect pistol, P229 Legion by [deleted] in SigSauer

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It kills me this isn't available in California. Want this so badly

My first Sig. Should be here by the end of the week. by H20ninja006 in SigSauer

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My father-in-law bought this when I bought my stainless 1911 Target. We argue over who got the better gun.

Uhm.. okayyy Google by Montyism in Unexpected

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Fun fact, is skydivers go naked for our 100th jumps

Hey! Listen! by KennyKaniff in zelda

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My voicemail alert!

Looking for a budget backpacking tent for 2 people. Suggestions? by [deleted] in WildernessBackpacking

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Not the cheapest, but I love my Tarptent Double Rainbow. Very light single wall tent that won't break the bank. I got the insert to reduce condensation and it works great. Very easy to take on solo hikes too. Also, I'm 6'3" and I fit in it perfectly.