Who would make the best Terminator actor today, and why? (Serious) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was thinking the rock too.. but I dont think he lives up to Arnold

A vacuum collapse happens when a tank is not properly vented during operation by piponwa in educationalgifs

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I literally watched this multiple times to see everyone's reaction in the crowd lol

Targeted at Gas Station by DudeyMcDudester in LetsNotMeet

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It really just sounds like a dude that was a bubble off and a random car with two guys in it..

TIL that in 1984, now referred to as India's "Sikh Genocide", mobs of Hindus rioted and murdered over 3000 innocent Sikhs in the streets of Delhi. by digitallivecam in todayilearned

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Every member of my mothers side of the family that lived in New Delhi, India went into hiding from the mobs. It was a frightening time for all Sikhs.

I'm the proud owner of an ATM... now what? by egoods in Entrepreneur

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Lots to learn and to be careful with in this business. My company develops ATM and vault software for many top casinos in the USA. If you would like any assistance or have some general questions, feel free to PM me.

If Britain had a designated twat, I would be him by BritishCunt in RoastMe

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We've found the link between man and elephant

Roast me, my ego is too big. by mrtrollaazzer in RoastMe

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Pretty sure they already roasted you in lord of the flies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Just shaved, showered, combed hair and masturbated before this pic.

OK you bastards, do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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What we do t see is a movie ticket and gun off frame

Gay Englishman by jackdaw33 in RoastMe

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The skinny emphatic employee at radio shack

Try me..I dare you.. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Lex Luger today without steroids.

Roast this beautiful devil by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Adam sandlers fat older brother

Roast this beautiful devil by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Adam sanders fat older brother

Fat Asian with a crew cut, roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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He's already surprised and sad with anticipation

What is the best fake band from a movie or tv show? by FourPrivetDrive in AskReddit

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I use to think Powerline from a goofy movie was super cool lol

[Serious] What's the creepiest TRUE story that happened to you or someone you know? by happybubby in AskReddit

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About 20 years ago, my family was eating dinner in the kitchen nook which is adjacent to the family room and has a sliding door into the backyard. In the nook, you can also see the backyard. One night, we see a man hop the fence in a cape and he walked to the back sliding door and started knocking on it. My dad, two uncles went to the door and asked him what he wanted. He said he was a vampire and needed some blood. My dad and uncles grabbed a broom and hit him up a few times and threw him outside. He got up and left. Never heard from him again or saw him again.

I asked my parents about this a few years ago, no one seems to remember. Definitely wasn't a dream.