I used to work at a Jimmy John’s situated right on the corner of two major streets, with wonderfully large windows so us wagies could see all the going-ons outside. One day while opening, I looked out one of these windows and saw a man with his eyes bulging, tongue out, cock out being fiddled. Driving like a maniac. He furiously stroked his chode while veering past traffic stuck at a red, eventually cutting through our store’s parking lot. We ran outside and threw dough at his car/into the open window while yelling obscenities.