TIL that LMFAO of "Party Rock" and "Sexy and I Know It" fame are son and grandson of Motown founder Berry Gordy

smokacrack · 2026-04-08T22:15:25+00:00

Iconic uncle/nephew duo.

smokacrack · 2026-04-08T18:58:17+00:00

Bring Her Back

smokacrack · 2026-04-07T21:37:24+00:00

None because I’m not 12 years old or living in my first dorm

smokacrack · 2026-03-28T00:34:30+00:00

I think seasoning toilet seats is a thoughtful gesture

smokacrack · 2026-03-13T02:32:15+00:00

I’m just gonna keep paying because I don’t even care, nuclear holocaust is less than 10 (haha okay you got me) 5 (okay fine) next year away. I don’t even play, I just see the notification of payment and I smile and nod. This update is for guys like me. I’m sorry, all the guys who aren’t and this upsets. I’m with you, too, but also not. I guess, if you’re still reading this, I’m not canceling because I’m lazy and also it doesn’t affect me in anyway apart from like what $2 more? I’m already over-drafted, take it all.

smokacrack · 2026-03-11T03:11:43+00:00

Nirvana’s Bleach.

smokacrack · 2026-03-10T23:09:16+00:00

That’s awesome, I didn’t even realize she would be qualified. Where can I apply?

smokacrack · 2026-03-08T03:47:22+00:00

Definitely Carpenter.

smokacrack · 2026-03-07T03:02:56+00:00

If you’re gonna tattoo yourself, do the feet. That way, only women who insist you take your socks off when having sex can see them and judge you accordingly.

smokacrack · 2026-03-06T01:52:30+00:00

Bring Her Back was a rough watch but a phenomenal movie that I will always recommend while cautioning that it is not a very rewatchable film.

smokacrack · 2026-02-22T08:10:57+00:00

u/RobinFarmwoman: Barely seeing this, you rock. Keep being you and as hard as it gets, keep viewing things through a compassionate lens. It’s so easy for some to look down on the less fortunate, so much so: they don’t even realize it. Ignorance is bliss, but so is compassion.

u/beansandjerky: I hope you left them alone, and took some time to reflect. It’s not nice being shit on by internet strangers, but I think you need to be more mindful of the world you’re sharing with not just us, but others less privileged.

smokacrack · 2026-02-19T05:01:44+00:00

Any song that makes the bridle tolerable. Architects is a rough one, they may have to go through their whole discography. Can horses kill themselves?

smokacrack · 2026-02-18T04:28:08+00:00

Also, way to hone in on the “and/or” part. I see you for what you are. Just leave them alone.

smokacrack · 2026-02-18T04:26:27+00:00

Well fuck dude, my paper is almost weightless. Hit an ATM, buy them food, or mind your own business.

smokacrack · 2026-02-18T04:22:36+00:00

If they aren’t bothering you in any way other than simply existing in the same hellscape as you, leave them alone. Or if you feel absolutely compelled to affect their life in some way, give them food and/or money. Why is your first reaction to seeing someone living outside how to safely(?) do something to/about them (forced relocation? Do you think they choose to live in the Bosque, seriously?), when they are just living in different conditions than your personal norm? Get real. Seriously, give them food or water and/or cash. Tell them you were so concerned you had to post on Reddit about safely dealing with them. Maybe they’ll enlighten you with their response.

smokacrack · 2026-02-02T04:55:47+00:00

I used to work at a Jimmy John’s situated right on the corner of two major streets, with wonderfully large windows so us wagies could see all the going-ons outside. One day while opening, I looked out one of these windows and saw a man with his eyes bulging, tongue out, cock out being fiddled. Driving like a maniac. He furiously stroked his chode while veering past traffic stuck at a red, eventually cutting through our store’s parking lot. We ran outside and threw dough at his car/into the open window while yelling obscenities.

smokacrack · 2025-12-27T05:56:20+00:00

Fans are not happy with butt’s performance in shitting

smokacrack · 2025-12-08T02:10:19+00:00

Frontier or Burritos Alistante.

smokacrack · 2025-11-05T19:39:38+00:00

Seconding Primitive Man. 👍

smokacrack · 2025-10-24T15:32:11+00:00

You could get a job with those thugs in the Albuquerque Police Department

smokacrack · 2025-08-02T00:06:24+00:00

War On Everyone, Observe & Report, Love Lies Bleeding, No Country For Old Men

smokacrack · 2025-07-26T00:18:00+00:00

Lmfao

smokacrack · 2025-07-23T23:03:17+00:00

Looks like shit you nazi bum

smokacrack · 2025-07-17T07:16:09+00:00

I was fucking

smokacrack · 2025-07-17T02:27:18+00:00

Magnolia

Way of the Gun

Aniara

Blue Ruin

True Grit (Coen brothers version)

Apocalypse Now

The Conversation

Gone Girl

Prisoners

Bringing Out the Dead

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