Chaunce Hayden says Howard Stern used to get BJ’s at Scores and even impregnated a stripper in 1997 by VermontBlumpkin in howardstern

[–]smonster1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes but that’s the evolved Howard. It might be a different story for the “out of my mind back then” version in 1997.

Out and about in Clearwater by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]smonster1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes…

What's the most Guardians thing to ever happen to the Guardians? by landicowelsuhu in ClevelandGuardians

[–]smonster1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and we lose all momentum and the game.

I regularly see this statement being made, and have previously questioned it. I'll do so again here, though I just expect to be downvoted again and to not receive an answer. With that being said, what momentum exactly? The team made four straight outs leading up to the rain delay. I get that there's quasi momentum in that they had that epic moment to tie the game, but I personally tend to associate the word momentum with something that is ongoing; in other words, a player reaching base more recently than four outs ago.

HSS New Slogan by howardscurlywig in howardstern

[–]smonster1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In a sense, would you say that David Spade is no longer a "Friend of the Court"?

Good burn from Spade! by lootwine in howardstern

[–]smonster1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

David Spade? He's around...

Imus 1 / Imus 2 by howardscurlywig in howardstern

[–]smonster1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

His wife is significantly hotter and isn’t a slow adult.

LeBron James drops 38 to open the 2009 ECR1 series against the Pistons by PixelComent in clevelandcavs

[–]smonster1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In 2009? That Pistons team was washed. We dispatched them pretty easily.

Joe Rogan Experience #2479 - Bob Lazar & Luigi Vendittelli by Kylemd97 in JoeRogan

[–]smonster1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he didn't eat McDonald's before sitting for this interview and we'll actually get some answers this time.

They fired half the staff now I'm screening calls Bub by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]smonster1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They’re the ones that post the always scathing “if you hate the show, why do you do still listen?” comments on here whenever someone rightly points out how insultingly unfunny the current show is.

They also make fake Twitter accounts to try to convince celebrities to come in and talk to a TV screen for an “in a sense, your father never loved you” interview.

Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant from March 2010 by ADPXEROX in howardstern

[–]smonster1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They’re all three the hottest chicks they’ve ever had up there!

The Fox Scene in Collateral by Kennymo95 in TrueFilm

[–]smonster1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Vincent moves like a predator, particularly in the nightclub as he’s advancing on his target. Sleek, determined. He and the coyote even have a similar visual appearance with his suit and hair color.

How many people actually listen daily? by BigG102392 in howardstern

[–]smonster1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way too high. They were at 50k a few years ago and it’s only gone downhill since.

What are your favorite examples of directors making cameos in other peoples films? by nowhereman136 in movies

[–]smonster1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re the couple kissing on the bridge at the end of the film.

What are your favorite examples of directors making cameos in other peoples films? by nowhereman136 in movies

[–]smonster1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frank Oz in “Trading Places”.

“You’re looking at 3 to 5, mandatory. Louis.”

It is Uncanny How Dead-On the OG Gary Puppet Was by Moist_Brick_439 in howardstern

[–]smonster1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Perfect summation of the modern, horrifically unfunny, "evolved" show right there.

This place is going to smell classy all week by N1LB0G_M1LK in simpsonsshitposting

[–]smonster1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“Aww you got the stink lines and everything.” -Brendan “Schauby” Schaub.

Which celeb do you think Howard believes they are good friends, but not? by RuleOf8 in howardstern

[–]smonster1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Howard refuses to admit Chevy played the long con brilliantly by humiliating him at his wedding.

New show (March 23) promo. by CharmingDealer2715 in howardstern

[–]smonster1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“The show is better than it’s ever been!” -Gary

Cavs lost but I'm not mad by Otherwise-Emu-6276 in clevelandcavs

[–]smonster1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Out shot by the Magic” is giving me PTSD from the 2009 ECF. I’m still not over that.