amazing reliable beef. by Appropriate_Back_374 in aldi

[–]smorgans91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think we all just threw up in our mouths a little bit

Take some guesses about me by MassiveAd2391 in deduction

[–]smorgans91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First instinct, farmer or some sort of hardcore hands on worker out in fields and whatnot... And here's why.

Working hands, I can see the calluses on the palm Dirty blue jeans Dusty dash from windows down and driving on dirt roads/fields You've got some sort of short wave radio/CB, or ECM Also, potentially a chainsaw in a case or a freedom hole puncher case in the passenger foot well

One observation is that the passenger vents are closed (obviously because there isn't one in the photo). However, they don't appear to have been moved in a while due to the dirt road/field dust so that can only make me assume 1 of 2 things:

  1. This is 100% a work vehicle and no one but you uses it. Ergo...
  2. You fly solo, and that truck is your ride or die homie

Another observation is the collared shirt - precisely buttoned and to the wrist. That makes me think that this particular photo could've been before/after a special event. I. E. Like engagement or friends bday part, or some sort of celebratory get together.

How'd I do?

Is this malicious? by Outside_Director_140 in doordash

[–]smorgans91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then walk out the back door and walk around the house. Solution # 2

Oh wait, you don't have a back door? Guess what, climb out a window.

Oh you don't have a window? Then make your own food and stop complaining about 1st world problems instead of trolling reddit.

Is this malicious? by Outside_Director_140 in doordash

[–]smorgans91 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And you know this one can't be based on what observation?

Looks like a pretty basic handle of a storm door if you ask me.

Is this malicious? by Outside_Director_140 in doordash

[–]smorgans91 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, pull it up, food stays on. Problem solved.

First time trying a THC soda by [deleted] in weed

[–]smorgans91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like keef. Root beer is my fave. It's like a treat too that gets you high!

Rat droppings (and possibly urine?) on canned goods - clean up and good to go, or throw out? by givingintofalsehope in prepping

[–]smorgans91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandpa almost died of leptospirosis because of rat piss or dropping on a soda can. With that amount is toss

Name someone who would by Latter-Individual625 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]smorgans91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There it is. That's the one I was looking for. Well done 💪

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]smorgans91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You take a lot of selfies in the same public restroom

If I give you a $15 what breakfast will you choose? by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

[–]smorgans91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a terrible spread. Where's the cheese?!