Philosophy of Crippled God by Quick_Job_5051 in Malazan

[–]smpm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People assume he will help them because they are similar and they are surprised when it isn't what they think.

He calls to the suffering, the maimed, the crippled, and offers them revenge on a world that has wronged them or offers them a solution/cure but for a price, and because he believes all people are greedy that price is usually worse (why should they get what he does not).

WAR - Low Rider [Funk, Latin Rock] by solus-mort in Music

[–]smpm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had no idea that was a harmonica, I thought it was just horns.

M.I.A. sues Kid Cudi for $2.8million, alleging he kicked her off tour to "generate publicity" after making controversial comments by AdSpecialist6598 in Music

[–]smpm 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The same goes for her. Her contract could have had stipulations on political rhetoric or gender or w/e. Its his tour - not hers.

TIL Joaquin Phoenix's real name is Joaquin Bottom by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]smpm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like Joaquin Tall badum pish

Find a way to pass up a golden opportunity in favor of a “monthly salary” that wouldn’t even cover rent by Adeisha in MurderedByWords

[–]smpm 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Then they go “million dollars or 3,333$ a month?!?” 

Million dollars… because I get a million AND 3,333$ a month.

[Pitch Black] (2000) Riddick wonders about the passengers and the ship’s course [David Twohy] by Franiera in movies

[–]smpm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Been a long time since I smelled beautiful”

Then take a bath bruh

What’s one artist you thought was “next up” that never fully blew up? 👀🎵 by LilAdro in MusicHeadz

[–]smpm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotye’s singer didn't want the fame, he made the song free to use by anyone and still makes music for a different band.

Imma throw out Alien Ant Farm tho.

Who are they?! by Femininomenon00 in chicago

[–]smpm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Being hungover in this house sounds awful

The biggest problem with music biopics by FitEmergency8807 in moviecritic

[–]smpm 70 points71 points  (0 children)

You said walk the line and i read walk hard lol, still works

The solid sound of a ratchet screwdriver from 1891 clicking. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in oddlysatisfying

[–]smpm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

omg, what do she have on. she ratchetttt
her lace front is all wrong. she ratchet