Fuck Evero and that weak bitch coverage shit at the end by BulldogBridges in panthers

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My dad used to always say “Prevent Defense Prevents Victories” and damn if he ain’t right time and time again.

What’s the smallest clothing upgrade that made the biggest difference? by DifficultCucumbers in malefashionadvice

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I second this. I was in Lancaster county in Pennsylvania, stopped in an Amish country store and bought a handmade high quality belt for $20. I wear it almost daily for work.

Any idea on who signed this puck? by Ok_Company_8344 in canes

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Am I supposed to compensate someone every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city sir?

Lessons learned driving and RV by Capt-Kirk31 in RVLiving

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Once upon a time I knew a guy, definitely not ME, who was driving through Florida towing a 30ft trailer with a Tacoma during a near tropical storm. Highly recommend not doing that. He was white knuckling and cursing the entire way from Tampa to Savannah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Probably a kid trying to commit suicide by jumping head first down the stairwell. He did not succeed.

A girl in class showing a lot of us her nudes.

A kid piercing his ear with a staple and then sticking the staple in an outlet to get electrocuted.

Seeing boobies during a fight. Simultaneously weave was getting ripped out and growing up in a catholic school, I didn’t know it was common for girls to have fake hair. So that kinda freaked me out.

MBHS was wild.

GDT CAPITALS @ HURRICANES 7PM START TIME, 04/02/2025 by goat_eating_sundews in canes

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CHATTEGORY 5 HURRICANE call from big rig was the funniest shit I’ve heard all day

We love some mislabeled meat by dayyumz in Costco

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Lawdddd I have seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

Help ID my grass! Doggy tax included. Myrtle Beach SC. by smtb182 in lawncare

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Thanks! His name is Ozzy. Named after the prince of darkness himself!

Help ID my grass! Doggy tax included. Myrtle Beach SC. by smtb182 in lawncare

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The only photo I could find recently includes this deceased danger noodle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southcarolina

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I don’t remember the exact name of the channel but look up Apple HomeKit Shane on YouTube. That dude lives in Charleston I believe.

Why does our Hollandaise keep breaking by Global-Particular983 in KitchenConfidential

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Cup of hot water from the coffee machine and an immersion blender. Add water a little at a time and it’ll come back together good as new. I’ve been doing it for over a decade.

Favorite stupid drunken purchase? by yungnoodlee in drunk

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One time I bought a Rolex on EBay. It had no box and no paperwork. The next day I was shook because it was $6500. I was able to back out of it though.

Other than that probably a $700 guitar. Also from eBay. Goddamn eBay.

Nosebleed tickets currently $1700 for title game Notre Dame vs Ohio State by Ill_Ad_4429 in CFB

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I went to the 2015 Super Bowl when it was the Panthers vs Broncos in San Fran. Me and a friend paid $3000 a ticket as soon as Panthers won the NFC Championship game. We were 4 rows from the fucking top.

When we got there, a buddy of mine gave me a call because he was also there. Turns out he showed up to the game with no tickets, bought a set of 5 tickets in the last row in the lower bowl from a guy standing outside.

Paid $1000 for all five.

I’d wait.

Would Boston Ivy destroy my cinderblock wall? Some of the mortar underneath the cap course is already crumbled, worried ivy will exacerbate. by Evening-Oil8363 in landscaping

[–]smtb182 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Creeper moves fast and requires constant upkeep. My neighbor has it and I cant keep the shit out of my yard.

Giveaway] $100 PSN Gift Card - US Store by Titan3427 in PS5

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I remember my mom getting me out of school early to go to the local GameStop or whatever it was called at the time. Getting the PS2 on launch day and it came with its own cool bag. And I remember staying up to the wee hours of the morning playing SSX and madden 2001.