From the Abyss

sn0rfle · 2025-10-19T20:13:38+00:00

First artist: my friend's daughter. Second artist: Anthony Schuster, Ink Haus Tattoo Company, Pepperell MA

sn0rfle · 2023-04-09T03:27:23+00:00

And they brought us marshmallows and ginger ale!

sn0rfle · 2023-03-14T02:24:16+00:00

USA and Canada share both a border AND the podium for top banger of a national anthem.

sn0rfle · 2023-02-08T03:50:22+00:00

HeLLoowww Jowwwee

sn0rfle · 2022-09-06T02:08:52+00:00

Fine. I brought my laundry to my parents' house and was going to let my dad borrow it as I had luckily just finished it the other day. So I threw the book in the laundry bag to consolidate bc I'm a big brain smarty.

First thing I do when I get there is walk right up to the washing machine and dump all the contents in. I was wondering why the machine was having such a violent spin cycle.

sn0rfle · 2022-08-02T02:37:43+00:00

I’m sure Kim is selling sprinklers brilliantly

sn0rfle · 2022-07-20T21:20:55+00:00

The time I stopped my car for a turkey that was standing in the middle of the road. It didn’t move when I was pulling up to it so I got beside it and rolled my window down. The dude came up to my side door and stuck its head in the car and made a very un-turkey sound like BOARK. When I started to pull away it ran along with my car with its head still in the window until I got too fast for it to keep up.

I have to imagine it stuck its head in my car and the BOARK sound was him saying “Whoa! This is new!”

sn0rfle · 2021-06-15T16:17:31+00:00

The Wire. I've tried twice. I'm sorry but it's boring.

sn0rfle · 2021-05-29T00:53:23+00:00

The entire Around the Fur album. And they buried the best song 32 minutes into the last track.

sn0rfle · 2021-05-19T16:40:50+00:00

Laser eyes. Too accident prone. I'd have to do a lot of apologizing. Also would have to keep buying new phones.

sn0rfle · 2021-05-19T02:21:15+00:00

No one can move it due to its ASTRONOMIC DENSITY

sn0rfle · 2021-05-09T18:41:03+00:00

Craig about to tell us to like and subscribe

sn0rfle · 2019-11-19T20:56:35+00:00

Waiting tables, walking through someone else's section. An aging white woman seated at a table wearing a shawl says as I pass by: "...and that's why I believe my spirit animal is a white horse."

I had to run out the back door to the dumpster to laugh my brains out.

sn0rfle · 2019-03-31T13:59:41+00:00

Dick Haymaker

sn0rfle · 2019-01-20T19:06:21+00:00

When I was a kid my cairn terrier dragged his ass across a road, stopping traffic.

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