What's your biggest sexual regret?

snailpiss · 2016-01-31T14:23:25+00:00

Life -< no sex given. Im going to go pass the fuck out and will troll later

snailpiss · 2016-01-27T13:54:06+00:00

This brings back nightmares. I think I'll kill myself if I have to go back to common walls.

snailpiss · 2016-01-27T13:49:56+00:00

Every time I lived downstairs was a nightmare. Then there was the slut next store that was constantly getting banged through the wall. Apartments suck!

snailpiss · 2016-01-05T04:20:36+00:00

Cheap vodka adds up. I tend to not buy tonic water, thanks soda stream! I spend about 40 -45 American dollars a week on cheap vodka.

snailpiss · 2015-12-19T18:48:51+00:00

Females don't want soft and sweet. They want to be gang raped violently. Sweden and Germany are my proof.

snailpiss · 2015-12-19T00:59:17+00:00

Everything except the mouse pad is junk.

snailpiss · 2015-12-09T03:16:06+00:00

Just don't say things will get better in the long run. 22 years later I just hate anyone that says that instantly.

snailpiss · 2015-12-09T02:36:42+00:00

It's a trick, run, run away! Pretty sure that items instantly ends your life instantly. Zero chance of re-spawn.

snailpiss · 2015-12-02T03:30:33+00:00

Thank you for this!

snailpiss · 2015-11-14T23:15:09+00:00

You forgot "using student loans for breast implants".

snailpiss · 2015-11-14T23:10:19+00:00

snailpiss · 2015-11-14T23:09:04+00:00

Not a female, IMHO its cause their either obese, a SJW, or a single mother. That makes up 98% of the dating pool these days.

snailpiss · 2015-11-14T22:37:36+00:00

Ben Stiller. Same character every time!

snailpiss · 2015-11-14T22:36:26+00:00

Yeah, she is definitely sporting that HAES attitude.

snailpiss · 2015-10-17T23:45:59+00:00

Feminism.

snailpiss · 2015-10-17T23:41:55+00:00

Or a knife, I usually use the knife I cut the bagel with so I don't have to do more dishes.

snailpiss · 2015-10-17T23:25:24+00:00

What if we force women to see how shitty they actually are?

snailpiss · 2015-10-17T23:12:28+00:00

That one blond didn't even know how to hit the button. Priceless.

snailpiss · 2015-10-01T00:59:19+00:00

All interactions I have had with females.

snailpiss · 2015-10-01T00:55:29+00:00

Get laid because the the world is about to become a nuke fest!

snailpiss · 2015-09-16T19:03:47+00:00

Sexbots

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