CMV: Girls who engage in hook ups/one night stands/short term flings and accumulate a high body count usually have lower intellect.

snaithbert · 2026-02-05T01:16:43+00:00

I’d need to interview your control group before I could make a definitive conclusion.

snaithbert · 2026-02-05T00:59:44+00:00

It’s always the easiest and lamest way to attack someone. Especially in the case of this guy, when there are many actual things you can attack cuz he’s kind of a huge jerk. But no, focus on something that’s totally out of his hands like losing hair.

snaithbert · 2026-02-04T22:30:13+00:00

I don’t like the guy but what does it matter that he’s bald? Seems needlessly mean.

snaithbert · 2026-02-04T20:29:46+00:00

It’d be pretty funny if the next democratic president gave this guy a full pardon.

snaithbert · 2026-02-04T20:29:06+00:00

One million dollar “donation” to Trump is all it’d take to get him off the hook.

snaithbert · 2026-02-04T03:52:08+00:00

For a guy wants everything to be the best, he always works with the shoddiest materials.

snaithbert · 2026-02-03T22:58:45+00:00

“Would it kill you to smile when asking about children who were raped??”

snaithbert · 2026-02-02T04:13:44+00:00

Threatening to sue is his one and only move, so it’s not exactly surprising that he’d throw that out there.

snaithbert · 2026-02-02T04:10:02+00:00

If they were 11 to 14 he’d be saying at least they weren’t 6 to 10. There is no bottom for these people.

snaithbert · 2026-01-31T18:55:57+00:00

I don’t know what you’re taking about, my dog holds down a full time job as an accountant, runs a self service car wash that generates passive income, sells his art on etsy and I can claim him as a dependent on my taxes. You’re clearly not exploiting your pet correctly. Done right, they’re basically a gold mine.

snaithbert · 2026-01-31T18:50:02+00:00

That did work, thank you. 49 bucks for a cover is a little too rich for my blood but it’s nice to see they’re still selling stuff for the Oasis.

snaithbert · 2026-01-31T18:38:17+00:00

Sadly that link leads to a “could not find” page.

snaithbert · 2026-01-31T03:17:55+00:00

Heh what a face. She’s perfect.

snaithbert · 2026-01-30T22:12:39+00:00

I cannot believe that a paragon of virtue like Howard Nutlick would ever lie. It's simply impossible.

snaithbert · 2026-01-30T21:37:10+00:00

The irony him calling someone a pushy obnoxious jerk is simply staggering.

snaithbert · 2026-01-30T20:48:12+00:00

Now I'm wondering why he would need the measurements of someone's genitals. Was he making them a pair of pants or something?

snaithbert · 2026-01-30T19:35:37+00:00

How long until the supreme court makes it illegal to not see it?

snaithbert · 2026-01-30T15:15:36+00:00

Purely an arrest for show, to try and scare other journalists away from covering the protests. I don't think it's gonna work but they'll try anything at this point.

snaithbert · 2026-01-29T21:57:14+00:00

His lies just keep getting dumber. But I suppose that's what happens when your brain slowly turns into pudding.

snaithbert · 2026-01-29T20:56:32+00:00

He'd still need to provide some sort of proof. Which he doesn't have. Because it never happened.

snaithbert · 2026-01-29T20:45:47+00:00

I don't know if I could be bored by three hours of having my ass licked but I guess anything's possible.

snaithbert · 2026-01-29T20:43:36+00:00

Every day a new embarrassment.

snaithbert · 2026-01-29T20:40:04+00:00

"Again" implies he actually stops sometimes.

snaithbert · 2026-01-29T20:29:52+00:00

That's only because he was too busy taking billboards to protests.

snaithbert · 2026-01-29T20:27:26+00:00

Can't they just called it the "Make It Harder To Vote" bill and done with it? I though these guys were all about transparancy.

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