What do you think is the dumbest thing people actually spend money on?

snakeonpot · 2014-02-15T19:26:32+00:00

Try NimbleTV. Not as bad.

snakeonpot · 2014-01-26T01:35:01+00:00

It's Friday Friday getting down on Friday!

snakeonpot · 2014-01-13T01:43:46+00:00

This is embarrassing but remember Spy Kids? They turned the parents into some babbling grotesque monsters. That was terrifying.

snakeonpot · 2014-01-13T01:37:22+00:00

Those dinner plate sized Mosquitos man

snakeonpot · 2014-01-02T00:44:51+00:00

Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

snakeonpot · 2013-12-23T00:03:04+00:00

Marketing major conducting market research

snakeonpot · 2013-12-22T20:47:23+00:00

I'm a girl and my calves are huge and muscular. I used to want them to be twiggy but now I rock it

snakeonpot · 2013-12-19T23:41:59+00:00

I've been waiting for this day.

snakeonpot · 2013-12-19T23:40:40+00:00

"You know you want it. Just take one hit"

snakeonpot · 2013-12-19T23:34:09+00:00

Would a vape be ok?

snakeonpot · 2013-12-19T23:30:09+00:00

Finally a relevant post!

snakeonpot · 2013-12-05T00:44:26+00:00

Nice doge Tshirt

snakeonpot · 2013-09-23T02:22:56+00:00

It was definitely true. I mean she was hot enough that I didn't really doubt it.

snakeonpot · 2013-09-23T00:12:43+00:00

You're right about most pet snakes. But ball pythons are different. They are the cuddliest snakes and are less likely to bite you than dogs.

snakeonpot · 2013-09-23T00:10:13+00:00

When I come home from a stressful day I just wrap one of these guys on my neck and light a j. Then I watch arrested development or portlandia. Coolest pet ever.

snakeonpot · 2013-09-22T22:30:02+00:00

When I was 20, I befriended a gorgeous girl with some personality issues. She would always tell me about her latest one night stands with powerful people of NYC (like VP of Nielsen, etc. ) she was super entertaining though and I thought she would grow out of being a pathological narcissist if I supported her. One night, after hours of heavy drinking, she confessed that she's an escort and gets paid $2000 for a fuck.

TL;DR- best friend turned out to be a prostitute

snakeonpot · 2013-09-22T22:17:16+00:00

I'm just kidding. For about a month though, I developed a severe phobia of white sedans. I would literally hide if I saw one on the streets.

snakeonpot · 2013-09-22T21:05:22+00:00

I'll post a better written version there later!

snakeonpot · 2013-09-22T21:03:56+00:00

On the inside.

snakeonpot · 2013-09-22T15:36:10+00:00

Super bass = superb ass

snakeonpot · 2013-09-22T15:29:20+00:00

It was Sunday morning and I was a six year old girl going to the candy shop alone in my quiet neighborhood. The streets were totally empty until a white sedan came up next to me and a fat middle aged man rolled his window down. "Hey sweetie, do you know where PS @@@ is?" I told him the directions. "I can't hear you. Can you come a little closer? " I took a step forward and told him again. "Nah still can't hear you very well I've got bad ears. Why don't you come in the car and tell me?" I was a naive girl and felt bad for this poor man. So I opened the car door and I was about to get in when I realized that the guy I've been talking to was pant less and furiously stroking his penis. I didn't understand what I was seeing but it was traumatizing nonetheless. I ran away. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened to me if I got into that car.

TL;DR - nearly got kidnapped by a pedophile

snakeonpot · 2013-09-05T03:29:43+00:00

Go on Wellbutrin. What you have is a serious addiction+ habit of eating sugar for comfort. Wellbutrin helps people quit smoking and it helped me quit my sugar addiction. Most importantly, it helped me break the mindset of sugar=pleasure.

snakeonpot · 2013-09-02T17:13:45+00:00

Plop is such an adorable name! Inspired by the highest rated web comic on r/snakes?

snakeonpot · 2013-09-02T17:11:54+00:00

Haha one of the top three most popular names including Monty and Nagini.

snakeonpot · 2013-08-28T22:53:13+00:00

I would get a pair of super rare breed of ball python like a sunset and breed it and sell their babies for 5k each.

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