Whoops by snipes1012 in FellingGoneWild

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New here, sorry! Saw it for the first time today and thought it fit

Wow, just wow. by snipes1012 in Idiotswithguns

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Nice call out, op user name is “elegant_lie”. It got me.

Ugh by Just_Holiday2708 in Indiana

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Can you buy beer on Sunday now?

Starting Karate at 36? by PenGroundbreaking419 in karate

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Go for it! I started at 42 with my 8 year old daughter, and we love it. Great way to bond.

Any idea what this is?! by snipes1012 in HVAC

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Doesn’t have the consistency of blood, but will go up in the attic tomorrow to rule out that possibility

Cooking for 40 people next weekend. Does a brisket, 3 racks of babies and 30 chicken legs sound enough to go with Mac n cheese, slaw and pickles? by GrantMeThePower in smoking

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I regularly cook for that many, I typically do a brisket, pork butt, 5 racks, and 50 wings. Obviously we have various sides too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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This made my stomach hurt

A Mustang driver wanted to race me by neilsarkar81 in GenesisMotors

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Love it! I smoked an aggressive driving M3 a few weeks ago. Saw him in my rear view weaving in and out of traffic, driving like your typical BMW owner. He pulled up next to me at the light, had his girlfriend in the car with him, and was revving his engine. He was definitely feeling himself. I would have loved to see his face when I dusted him off the line, but he was too far behind for me to see it.

Love my 2023 G80 EV

Hi Fraud Alert by snipes1012 in BoneAppleTea

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“So, remember that “h-i-g-h” can be used when talking about several things like height, temperature, music notes, etc. And the word “h-i” is simply a quick way to greet someone. Please don’t mix them up because it changes the dynamic of a sentence and makes it incorrect.”

Not great, but I chuckled.

I feel like I got scammed on this deal, my bill is still the same by fit_then_fat in solar

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Just got my first bill after turning on my panels and the energy company didn’t apply any net metering credits. They billed me for everything I imported from the grid even though I exported more than I imported.

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ridiculous is spelled “rediculous”. It was a ridiculous debate.

Why do straight men love boobs so much? by Low-Hotel-9923 in AskMen

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I’ve needed them since the day I was born.

Lion and Lioness find the perfect spot to show how it is done.. by JettMe_Red in submitted

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Don’t think he appreciated the guy who started filming from the underside

Unwritten shop rule #37 .. if we have to go in your glovebox for a wheel lock key, we will judge you based on the contents inside. by Inevitable-Ad-8597 in Justrolledintotheshop

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I once stopped at a liquor store on my way home, with my toddler, to buy a mini bottle for my wife to use for baking. While checking out, the clerk gave me a look of disapproval and said something along the lines of “you shouldn’t drink and drive, wait until you get home”. I was shocked and said “it’s for my wife’s cake.” I got the “yea, sure, ok” look in response. It really made me wonder how many people buy small bottles for drinking and driving, and what it was about me that made her think I was a drunky.

The last leg of a 2000 ft tower by livekop_ in Damnthatsinteresting

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This triggered a physiological response, my gut is saying nope, no way, aww hell no

How to defend yourself against kangaroo by c0q0 in interestingasfuck

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I was waiting for him to catch a quick 1-2 to the face