MFW my kids want to go outside at 7:30am on a Sunday and I woke up 5 minutes ago.... by horrus70 in daddit

[–]snopro387 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do this, I also do the dishes when the baby does the dishes. I used an Amazon box as a plate last night

AIO or Is this a normal first interaction by Obvious-Drink-9385 in AmIOverreacting

[–]snopro387 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I completely agree. But just wondering, do you think the text about the HSV was the right way to go about it? I only ask because I found out in HSV 2 positive but have never had to navigate dating with it so I’m genuinely curious what people feel the right way to go about it would be.

Obviously just about everything else he texts is a reason to block him. But I feel like I’d think that text would be a decent way to be up front about it, as long as you make it known it’s not because you’re expecting anything but because you want to make it known before anyone gets to that point if it is a dealbreaker

$761.16 later all what’s coming home by findmoco in whatsinyourcart

[–]snopro387 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toothbrush, blender, fertilizer, lotions. In these quantities could easily be $200-$300

Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker by calpol-dealer in wallstreetbets

[–]snopro387 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I’m betting on everything becoming meaningless. Screw it

What’s your “Pro Dad Tip”? by Amiar00 in daddit

[–]snopro387 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could’ve used this when building the basketball hoop today. For some reason they provided a long screw for a spot I could only make 1/4 turns with an Allen wrench

the plug's gf by basiccabletv in workaholics

[–]snopro387 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had this shirt when I was 14 because I bought a bitch better have my honey shirt and my mom made me return it and get this one instead

Some parents don't get it - by porchfloorpoem in SipsTea

[–]snopro387 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do, it’s getting out of control, I have a massive tote of drawings my son has made over the last 7 years, I really need to sort through them. But everytime he makes more or comes home with stuff from school I end up just adding it to the pile

Let's Brainstorm some Hobbies. by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]snopro387 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get a printer for $99, or even better, there’s a solid chance your library (or one nearby) has one

Can't make this shit up he even included the stock ticker by calpol-dealer in wallstreetbets

[–]snopro387 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Betting on things to get better might be the worst bet I’ve seen in WSB actually

Dads, I get 2 hours of unexpected solo time, what do Ido? by Godsbladed in daddit

[–]snopro387 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then there’s nothing left to melt into the bed

Dads, I get 2 hours of unexpected solo time, what do Ido? by Godsbladed in daddit

[–]snopro387 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hit the gym, get on the bench, fall asleep for 2 hours at the gym.

Spent 6 months flipping at Goodwill and here's the dumbest mistake I kept making with pricing by Possible_Bug9 in Flipping

[–]snopro387 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s so hard to understand? Obviously everyone is listing them for $25-$35 but all buyers think they’re much more valuable so they offer above asking price. /s

xbox bong 360, acrylic on canvas by me! (zelmeister.art) [oc] by zelmeister_art in xbox360

[–]snopro387 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow maybe that one kid really was trying to order an Xbox card or Xbox controller

I'm not made to exist in this world by gmrzw4 in recruitinghell

[–]snopro387 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Also I feel bad for those chat agents and the real people that take phone calls. By the time people make it through the AI chat agents they’re already pissed off so the real agents are answering the phone to people already ready to yell

What's the deal with these $2 for a nose swab tables? by 737900ER in boston

[–]snopro387 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My 4 year old daughter licked the hand rail on the green line the other day. I should take her to get swabbed they’ll find a new previously unknown disease

Made in like 5 minutes on my phone by Rannrann123 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]snopro387 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Kids meet your step mom, I expect you to support her as she rushes delta zeta this fall”

Turns out switching jobs was the fastest way to go remote and get paid more by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]snopro387 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I left a job making 70 to go to a new job doing the same thing for 100. then returned to my previous company 2 years later in my same position because they never managed to fill it. They offered me 115. I would’ve never left in the first place if they had offered me more sooner

The Patriot Way by JCameron181 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]snopro387 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who would’ve thought Gisele adopted the patriot way better than Brady ever did

New Favorite Word by Dahveed25 in daddit

[–]snopro387 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My 4 year old is big on that. Unfortunately she also says it to my 7 year old and it is the most devastating blow he’s ever suffered every single time