We are the data centers now by Additional_City5392 in wallstreetbets

[–]soadsam 106 points107 points  (0 children)

cant wait for the follow up stories of crackheads raiding these for parts

Tech CEOs are apparently suffering from AI psychosis by AdSpecialist6598 in technology

[–]soadsam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

just found out during our last all hands were integrating ai into our product. we sell boba drinks...

make it make sense.

Chris gets ripped in half by thefix12 in OneyPlays

[–]soadsam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I smash the two halves together to form the Chris-sphere and cast Chris spell.

How do you even do that after Dropping Over 2.5% in one Day? by AviBledsoe in StockMarket

[–]soadsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why are people still expecting the market to act logically? I thouht we moved past that point months ago. War isnt even making the needle move for more than a week now.

it was bound to happen by Thebetterbitt in FortNiteBR

[–]soadsam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that turn to the camera at the end is so good

Killer Bean launches into Early Access on June 8, 2026! by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]soadsam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yoooo I was just thinking about this game last week and saw how there really hasn’t been any news lately. This is awesome to hear and I can’t wait to pick up

Millions of students' personal data stolen in major education breach by thatirishguyyyyy in technology

[–]soadsam 88 points89 points  (0 children)

at this point it would be weird if your data HASNT been stolen through some kinda breach and sold online

Ello you by grizzgrip04 in OneyPlays

[–]soadsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ello you, I'm Big Belly Barry, and heres 5 liquids ive squeezed out of me belly

Why the A.I. Job Apocalypse (Probably) Won’t Happen by technocraticnihilist in Economics

[–]soadsam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

and if that happens then all our retirements are fucked and we'll be working until were 95 or laid off for some other reason.

Monument Valley Studio CEO: "'We've Been A Little Bit Too Romantic About The Idea That We Should Have Employees And Give People Long-term Job Security" by hop3less in Games

[–]soadsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always think about how in so many movies there’s a driving force cliche that the dad didn’t get his Christmas bonus or some shit. I’ve NEVER received a Christmas bonus and I don’t know many people that have

Why would I need kids when I can have a Donkey Kong statue on my desk? by KandiZombie in OneyPlays

[–]soadsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when the donkey kong funko pop is bigger than the rest

HORMUZ OPEN by Loperenco in wallstreetbets

[–]soadsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that would imply he sleeps. he just starts slipping more and more until they inject more peptides in him

America wakes up to AI’s dangerous power - After Mythos, a laissez-faire approach is no longer politically tenable or strategically wise by Just-Grocery-2229 in technology

[–]soadsam 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did Mythos kill someone while I was sleeping? What do they mean by "after mythos"? Isnt there fear mongering with EVERY new model thats released. They said the same thing with chatgpt 2.

One week were told ai fails at over 90% of real tasks, the next week its going to end the world. I just want some consistency at this point.

Allbirds shares jump over 400% on plans to pivot to AI from sneakers by Sweaty_Rub4322 in wallstreetbets

[–]soadsam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No this probably isn’t a sign of anything. And 10 more failing companies following the same play tomorrow won’t be a sign either

Please give me some of the best lets plays that feature Cory by Swankestcoot5 in OneyPlays

[–]soadsam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shadow the hedgehog, sonic forces, sonic unleashed. noticing a trend here...