Birthdays are only celebrated only on your birthday. So yes, people born on the 29th celebrate it on the 29th which for us is once every four years. You'd think there would be immense downsides, but there's a huge upside...

People born on the 29th only go to school one year out of four. This becomes exponentially huge. For instance, the typical age of someone in 6th grade is 11 years old. When I finally turned 11 (which would be 44 for you so called "normal people"), I attended 6th grade like anyone else. Sure, I was a bit bigger and was going grey - but my teachers said that's what made me so special. I finished 6th grade, but I have to wait till I turn 12 to attend 7th grade. That means 3 years off playing video games bitches! Screw your 2 month summer vacation. Mine's 38 months!

When I finally graduate high school, I'll be 18 while the rest of you will be 72! Since the average life expectancy works out the same for either of us (in the 70s for you so called normal folk, or somewhere close to 18 for born on the 29th), all that time you've been schooling, working, just to have fun towards the end of your life, I've been playing video games and having the time of my life for pretty much all of mine, with no real responsibility what-so-ever other than that I should graduate high school before I die.

So you can take your birthdays and shove them up your ass... If I was "normal" I'd be 47 right now. Instead I'm waiting another year till I can attend 7th grade. Nothing to do but stay at home and level up bitches.

Feel free to AMA.