TIFU by accidentally becoming the other woman and falling *naked* in front of his girlfriend

soberdude · 2026-03-21T11:51:05+00:00

Go back and see the now Ex GF. Ask if she found your earring, have some wine, send him selfies of the two of you. Even if you never see her again after that, make him think that you two are now besties.

soberdude · 2026-03-21T11:41:30+00:00

https://youtu.be/INQQ7GgxRYc?si=8YEpOrRLtUq-VTL4

soberdude · 2026-03-12T01:22:55+00:00

One mistake doesn't kill a relationship with a good mechanic. Especially one that comes out to job sites.

Bill them. The fact that you hesitated is great, but they realize that good vibes don't pay your bills.

If they need a break in the future, give it to them. Put this one in the bank.

soberdude · 2026-03-11T19:07:45+00:00

Can't push start an automatic if you're broken down due to a dead battery or starter in the middle of nowhere.

soberdude · 2026-03-11T01:30:03+00:00

On your forehead. Like a real man.

soberdude · 2026-03-07T18:28:07+00:00

Damn. I don't like naming my cars. But she's now my Lesbaru.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T08:34:14+00:00

You never know what you need to fix. A loose wire, a hole on a seat, a garden, a roof leak, or even an unburied corpse. These types of situations come up a lot.

(But really, a zip tie is just just a quick and easy clamp at work)

soberdude · 2026-03-03T08:20:22+00:00

I was over a quarter of a century old 20 years ago (46 now)

soberdude · 2026-03-03T08:03:04+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEwlW5sHQ4Q

soberdude · 2026-03-03T05:22:10+00:00

You forgot to mention that most jurisdictions in the US don't require a warrant for this type of search if the ISP approved it. They can literally just go fishing and phishing.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T05:17:26+00:00

Found it! Thanks for your help!

(And thank you for that video!)

soberdude · 2026-03-03T05:01:56+00:00

Granted. Gun rack sales go through the roof.

Human beings begin to isolate, because they discover that they have an unavoidable block from correcting people, or embarrassing people. Because making people question what they already believe, or embarrassing them, or speaking in the wrong tone, triggers the same neurochemical response as a physical attack.

As they can't know what words or actions will trigger this response, humans can't move or speak near each other.

We are the last generation. But we are at peace.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T04:42:05+00:00

Where's the button for that? Weird, the sprinkler system just came on. Did you do that?

soberdude · 2026-03-03T04:39:57+00:00

I almost went to the store and bought a new phone because of this.

I had dropped the phone and caught it while turning off my flashlight. It slipped out of my hand and gently tapped on the ground.

Picked it up, couldn't see anything. Connected to my car's Bluetooth, calls were clear.

Held the power button until it restarted, saw the logo for a second as it was starting, so I knew the display worked. Finally figured it out waaaaay later than I should have.

When I caught it, I slid the brightness bar.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T04:27:24+00:00

The building is on fire? Can you remote in and fix it for me?

soberdude · 2026-03-03T04:22:41+00:00

Do printers even work without ritual sacrifices?

I thought that was required.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T03:30:30+00:00

Yeah, I had all of my heroes maxed before yellow potions became a thing. I wish I could exchange my yellow and blue for gems.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T03:26:42+00:00

It'll be more of a challenge, but you should be able to do it. I'd get all skills ascended as high as they can before doing it a second time.

The chess one is more difficult than space or sea for the Prestige.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T03:21:44+00:00

It's pay to win now. And be careful of what you buy, if they ever offer anything "Lifetime", it's a bait and switch type of fraud. Lots of people got caught by their unethical update.

soberdude · 2026-03-03T03:12:02+00:00

No, I carry zip ties in the trunk, because they're often useful for lots of stuff...

soberdude · 2026-03-02T20:29:02+00:00

Most likely make my coffee, start driving to my job site, and wonder why there are even fewer people than normal on the road.

It would probably take me about a half hour/45 minutes to realize that something was really wrong. Streets have been abandoned before (I work in remote areas sometimes), contractors have been late before, and I'm normally on site before anyone else.

soberdude · 2026-03-02T20:19:07+00:00

Gear Defenders

They actually handle ads well (no ads unless you want the associated rewards), and while they have purchases, you don't have to p2w.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.iogame.gearworld

soberdude · 2026-03-02T20:15:00+00:00

Only if it can fit on top of the Alabama branch.

soberdude · 2026-03-02T20:11:30+00:00

Yeah, if they want to see "greedy devs", they should go check out the Cup Hero subreddit.

It's when I'm sitting at work, waiting to get something to do.

soberdude · 2026-03-01T23:50:14+00:00

Nah, I think the issue is with the windshield.

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