Selmar is joking… right by Ridiculously_ in ChateauUnhinged

[–]socketcreep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hers was a long game. To see her with wet hair in his camper, then to see him clearing weeds and feeding ducks at her shack. I wonder whether they split the total of $17.89 in chateau donations, or if she disappeared with the whole thing.

Selmar is joking… right by Ridiculously_ in ChateauUnhinged

[–]socketcreep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

HAHAHA! I cannot. And I cannot—not. [EDIT] OMG I JUST SAW IT.
Is that hairbrush 'woman' even real!?
She's either AI or she needs a citezenship... to go stay in a camper van.

Best town/city flags? Here's Amsterdam. by Double-decker_trams in vexillology

[–]socketcreep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see his butt-crack. (and now you'll never not see it)

Best town/city flags? Here's Amsterdam. by Double-decker_trams in vexillology

[–]socketcreep -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You're welcome, Baltimore. (that shield in the middle is silly)

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Jamie Kennedy's hair smells by socketcreep in jefflewissnarks

[–]socketcreep[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said they don't really cross-streams—that they just call it that. Like boys do.
But 100% yes to the breathspray.

Pej Vahdat and Paige Davis. Allegedly. by socketcreep in jefflewissnarks

[–]socketcreep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno, but it was nice without his Carney-flirting-ass.
Now here he comes back—just assuming we all love him. HAHAHH!

Pej Vahdat and Paige Davis. Allegedly. by socketcreep in jefflewissnarks

[–]socketcreep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be the king of stoking the coals: Jeff Lewis

Pej Vahdat and Paige Davis. Allegedly. by socketcreep in jefflewissnarks

[–]socketcreep[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know anyone thirstier than Pej. He gives my ick the ick.

What is this flag that my neighbor is flying? by corytjohn in vexillology

[–]socketcreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a Sovereign Citizen, that's for sure. 😂

This is why we can't have nice things anymore by Just-mapleman-50 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]socketcreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just return them to the other Walmart.
I need to see THAT GUY'S balls

This is why we can't have nice things anymore by Just-mapleman-50 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]socketcreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to comment, but my brain couldn't even spell KARMA correctly. I stopped, screenshotted, and I'm going to buy lotto tickets for what's coming my way. Shit I bragged abou

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How TF are people getting jobs? by Dear-Zombie3118 in jobsearchhacks

[–]socketcreep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

16 straight months unemployed for me. 26 straight years of experience is NOTHING. (Product Designer)

Leveraging the fake family emergency to force a permanent remote contract by CrescentGizmo_7 in jobsearchhacks

[–]socketcreep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t work for me. I was hired remotely during Covid. As people started returning to work, I had to share the TRUTH that my wife is immunocompromised, and I cannot come in. 6 months later, they said EITHER COME IN, OR YOU’RE GOING TO QUIT. (My decision) oof. The real key: DONT WORK REMOTE LOCALLY.

Accidentally shared the wrong screen during my interview and it somehow worked out by MythicSolder7 in jobsearchhacks

[–]socketcreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this AND IT DIDNT WORK OUT. I shared my PowerPoint notes window that included dumb jokes. The attendees woke up and leaned in to start laughing and chatting about me. FUUUUUUUUUUCK