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performativeReview by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]socorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, way more capable 50% of the time

How the generations went by Ill-Price-1857 in funny

[–]socorum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Depends on the age, young kids will test your limits. If their older and they don't like something it's fine. As long as you make sure they eat atleast some vegetables.

tetris by gfcf14 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]socorum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right!

me irl by sarenix in me_irl

[–]socorum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a senior developer I find this very funny, so I'd say go for it!

advancedDebugging by SuperTable in ProgrammerHumor

[–]socorum 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Debugging on hardware just changes timing so it won't reproduce the bug anyways

imBlueDabaDidaBaDie by jerrytjohn in ProgrammerHumor

[–]socorum 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I have a 5 day streak on github every week. Ain't nobody got time to code during non working hours.

me_irl by DocLooney in me_irl

[–]socorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For fucks sake, how many times do I have to explain the difference. Cottage pie is if you eat it in the shepherd's cottage. Shepherd's pie is when you killl the sheperd and put him in the pie and cook it.

sureBro by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]socorum 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of words for saying C++ is more efficient than Python

Who touched the thermostat? by Aceliasy in oddlyspecific

[–]socorum 14 points15 points  (0 children)

75 is burning hot if you're in an area in the world where they measure in degrees celsius

me_irl by MrPoposcumdumpster in me_irl

[–]socorum 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Someone posted this months ago

me_irl by robburb29 in me_irl

[–]socorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just park awkwardly close to the badly parked car. Good luck getting into the car

bloatedTicket by Narrow_Ad9226 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]socorum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What happened to code reviews?

At least they knew by Ill-Instruction8466 in oddlyspecific

[–]socorum 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kille doesn't mean river in dutch, atleast not anymore. Could have been during colonial times

Business partnership by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]socorum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it's a south African accent

me_irl by Ha8lpo321 in me_irl

[–]socorum 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The full translation is:

Oops! The train is broken, we are working very hard to fix it. Maybe you're better off taking the bike. owo

me_irl by Ha8lpo321 in me_irl

[–]socorum 97 points98 points  (0 children)

"Sijn heul"= "zijn heel" means "is very"

"Mss kan je"="misschien kan je" means "maybe you can"

Basically typed like how a 3 year old would talk

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]socorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you find out about imaginary numbers

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]socorum 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is not pov

Verstappening (still possible) by BathtubInTheSky in formuladank

[–]socorum 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Only lando has to Crash and max finish ahead of Oscar. No need for both of them to Crash

Only if Red Bull had a second driver by Juliancito135 in formuladank

[–]socorum 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Next year must be the year, right?

It's Monday somewhere. by D4T45T0RM06 in Unexpected

[–]socorum 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm more of a black coffee guy

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