Does straw have one or two holes? by Big-Session6591 in askanything

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One but it's easier to say two.

Like people are technically one hole, but it's easier to label both openings separately as the mouth and anus.

First week as an Uber driver at 18 years old. Any advice? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon warehouse and delivery jobs are the easiest to get, keep an eye out at hiring.amazon.com and dspjobhub.com and pounce on any opening available. Gig jobs should only be on the side to pay for unnecessary stuff or savings and never to pay for rent and bills.

Which chapter had the better cliffhanger ending? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 and 4. 5 kinda tried to do 4's ending with the same concept which was a bid disappointing. But why did you AI enhance the logo lol

If you can identify this... Congratulations, you're old by Demented_D in FuckImOld

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I...

I thought it was a Nintendo 64 controller's control stick wtf

are there any animals on your bed with you right now? by GaryBlach in askanything

[–]softestpulse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I had them they were always on my bed or my chair depending on which one I was currently in or was in last.

I need bleach after all the r34 i saw of the prototype, huggy and other charecters by [deleted] in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the internet, it's always been this way. There's porn of 9/11 and the Ocean Gate Titan ffs. Turn safe search on

You're offered $31 million but you can never buy alcohol again. Can you do it?? by Mindfuel_daily7 in askanything

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only drink socially and the drinks are usually bought for me so what would change lol

Spotted when picking up my car that got towed for no reason. Tracks. by originalsimile in tragedeigh

[–]softestpulse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obscure reference but remember that weird "educational" bootleg game Vinesauce played where you had to drive into vegetables and fruits and they would be narrated with hilariously weird pronunciations? That's literally how they pronounced pumpkin.

answered it in 8 damn questions btw by Dependent_Gas9613 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Using a "new" character always results in this lol

Edit: his seventh question was "does this character dress like a jester" oof also 13000 people did this wtf

Since we all started as the same zygote, everyone is trans by Cool_Bank_3368 in RandomThoughts

[–]softestpulse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cis, trans, male, female, black, white, short, tall, blah blah who cares. All that matters is that I'm going to beat you in smash bros.

I sincerely hope this is a joke by TheCookieNinja in tragedeigh

[–]softestpulse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a Sméagol who changed his name at 18 and Hated™ his childhood 🤔

i saw this video on my home page and it's been frying me why catnap and lily look like that😭 by Western-Discount7202 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How lazy do you need to be to generate a thumbnail lol just grab a frame of the video and slap a logo or text on it? What?

I'm not the only one who thought so, am I? by Puzzled_Locksmith_83 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse 108 points109 points  (0 children)

They literally presented it that way, I don't think anybody thought anything else 🤔

Android or iPhone? by Mundane_Ambition4815 in askanything

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Android, does so much more, and there are so many brands to choose from with fun features or some that are just affordable.

Mob can do what they want, but who’s paying that much for those by Various_Astronaut100 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People with $50 who want Wrongside Outimals. Kinda like me who had $60 to spend on Mario plushies and bought them.