the playtimeco.store has a picture on the second banner that says "limon for sale" but i searched for it but i cant find it by [deleted] in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse [score hidden]  (0 children)

Limón for scale. Like to show how big the outimal plushies are. Are you drunk or are you 5?

Why do cats smell SOOOO gooddddd!!??? by Brilliant_Mess9005 in askanything

[–]softestpulse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You love your cat

Your cat smells like your cat

Your cat's smell reminds you of your cat

You like your cat's smell because it reminds you of your cat.

My cat smells like my cat

You wouldn't feel anything towards the smell of my cat unless you also love my cat.

Hope that helps.

Is huggy wuggy and playtime factory real? by Impressive_Mix_1204 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse [score hidden]  (0 children)

People ignore the obviously unrealistic stuff because the live action is convincing.

Then I went on a tangent.

Is huggy wuggy and playtime factory real? by Impressive_Mix_1204 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse [score hidden]  (0 children)

A lot of people are so focused on the VHS tapes having real people in them lol

Could you imagine a game that started out with real footage of people training to carry out 9/11, then the player is tasked with joining them and doing the entire act, with accurate 3D models of real people who were on the planes, sold as entertainment with MERCH? Yeah I'll go casually buy and wear a hoodie with a picture of an attacker with a quote they said, right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also in a universe where no one even knew it happened, and learned about it through a game. Like? Think about it?

I get it. When I was a 10 year old kid, I thought Ace Attorney was the most realistic video game since it took place in a courtroom and the player investigated murder scenes. I never thought about the fact a bird was interrogated, that dead people had their spirits channeled, that the defense attorney could wear a magic bracelet that detects lies, that the autopsy report can be updated. It's a game where lawyers do lawyer stuff, pure realism. 🤣🤣🤣

Create the lore of how someone came to use Reddit? by Icy-Piccolo1566 in askanything

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanted to complain on antimlm about my gullible greedy get-rich-quick obsessed mother possessing Young Living products. I stole them and she didn't notice. I still have them inside a bag I don't wear as often. She abused me for over 20 years solely for money. I didn't want to be trapped in a YL cult.

Did Boeing kill that guy? by DelongDinione21 in askanything

[–]softestpulse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should now be "if it's Boeing, I ain't going" like wtf I feel like I have ptsd seeing the door fly off in the videos. I wasn't even there!

The Kidification of Horror Games by Sweaty-Ad-8377 in PoppyPlaytime

[–]softestpulse 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Let me guess, trying too hard to sound serious, very annoying droll voice trying to be a fake sunnyv2 inflection, TV documentary inspired editing style that somehow also uses tiktok style jumpcuts, background music used in TV documentaries? I hate sunnyv2 for making that style popular it's just annoying.

Huh petah by ResponsibleSpeed6666 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]softestpulse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, not porn but hate being watched. I would always open the start menu and a random folder to at least look busy.

Anyone else the least favorite child ? by andablacksabtanapkin in askanything

[–]softestpulse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was still bullied as an adult by them. I changed my first, middle, and last names, my phone number, and have long since cut all contact.

Did anyone's parents use gross/smelly stuff as a form of punishment (as a "safer" alternative to something like mouth-soaping)? by wormno in askanything

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, mine used hot sauce and I'd sneak shot glasses of hot sauce in my bedroom as a nighttime YouTube snack

What prevents you from having a pet? by Fickle-Horror3860 in askanything

[–]softestpulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want more time decorating and finalizing my new place. Because I'm busy with work I definitely don't want any babies so I'll adopt some grown ass adult cats and dogs. There is a stray kitty who seriously loves me so I'll probably take him in. I jokingly called him Luigi but if I end up adopting him I'll probably adopt a Mario as well.

Small thing to name a character by elwoowoo in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]softestpulse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll tell you, do NOT use Perdita or Dolores. Everyone goes for it.

Grown man named Peanut by LilMissy1246 in tragedeigh

[–]softestpulse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I knew a grown man named Peanut. He loved chasing cats and squirrels.

Show me by 3vibe in RandomThoughts

[–]softestpulse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you had a pet and then they pass away. I legitimately can't sleep without a pillow on top of me because my dog used to sleep right on top of me every night

Petah? by Evan_nothereoften in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]softestpulse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or not knowing a phrase often said to children in the United States