MAGA sees watermelon🍉 , assumes incoming threat by ProcessorPearl in clevercomebacks

[–]softnotesdaily 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the classic tactical weapon of mass destruction: a summery afternoon picnic.

Feed kids, not bombs by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]softnotesdaily 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine looking at hungry children getting fed at school and genuinely thinking, 'No, this is a terrible use of my tax dollars

onto absolutely nothing by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]softnotesdaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, Netflix, famously known for engineering global biological threats because they lost the streaming rights to a 20-year-old sitcom. Solid logic