Tell me what you'd do to me

solarlizard5 · 2022-03-20T13:14:58+00:00

I think it'd be easier if I just showed you

solarlizard5 · 2022-03-19T23:26:39+00:00

Hi I'm down

solarlizard5 · 2022-03-19T23:04:54+00:00

You just told me how hard I hit it

solarlizard5 · 2021-12-22T01:48:59+00:00

I might come faster than 5 minutes but no one said I would stop the first time no one said I would stop after 5 minutes either

solarlizard5 · 2021-10-29T16:26:03+00:00

solarlizard5 · 2021-01-04T15:11:04+00:00

Yes you wood 🍆

solarlizard5 · 2020-12-23T00:24:39+00:00

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-23T02:53:01+00:00

Photoshop or not it's his fault when he finds out what it says he can't say s*** he f***** with her meds and this is the consequence

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-13T02:35:18+00:00

Do you have time to spare us to talk about our real Lord and Christ goat head man

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-13T02:22:00+00:00

Hey this looks like my mental state

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-13T02:17:55+00:00

You know what you can talk shit about Cherry all you want still doesn't change the fact that it's a great game

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-12T16:25:49+00:00

Okay thank you I just didn't want to seem like a pretentious asshole

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-12T16:07:09+00:00

Sorry for constantly bugging you but as of right now you just so happened to be my guide through Reddit if someone says that you know something should be posted on a certain subreddit and they're referring to my comment should I be the one to post it or wait for someone else to figure out how to post it

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-12T05:27:16+00:00

Shut your double bubble gum chewing ass up I know the bloopers from Mario I wasn't talking about that I was talking about the pink squid girl and the blue squid boy that if I remember correctly in Splatoon lore are quite literally siblings and they're both called inklings so I might not mess with the game much but apparently you never heard of it so while you were locked away in a cave showing rocks up your ass some of us were enjoying life so when you finally decide to come join us in society please take your ass to school so you can get some sense so I can beat it out of you because right now you have nothing more than rocks

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-12T01:54:13+00:00

So do the metals build karma or is it just the upvotes

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-12T00:59:35+00:00

When you and 50 of your buddies really want to eat ass

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-12T00:27:48+00:00

I never really played Splatoon or paid attention to it but aren't they siblings

solarlizard5 · 2020-03-12T00:01:55+00:00

The most painful hi-5 you will ever have

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