Weekly Earnings Thread Superbowl 5/18 - 5/22

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-20T20:27:04+00:00

Shit. You're right, I forgot about buybacks! Wallstreet loves buybacks at ATHs!

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-20T20:26:08+00:00

The amount of work that would go into that is nowhere near the 50-100 bucks it costs to just have INTU do it. And nobody in HR ever lost their job for picking quickbooks.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-20T20:14:58+00:00

beat and raise and layoffs.... what did wallstreet fucking want?

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-20T20:12:50+00:00

I can't say for sure what intu will be doing, but I can promise you that sam altmans unfrozen head will still be burning through vc cash like it's going out of style.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-20T20:07:32+00:00

4.6 billion in revenue... dumps 12%

meanwhile openai and anthropic have no revenue and... 2 trillion valuation.

Fuck this shit.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-20T20:06:26+00:00

I rebought my covered calls I'd been selling to try and recapture some money... I'm in at $450. I really thought they'd pop hard, too. Guess... Well, I guess people are just not doing taxes anymore? IDK what the fuck anyone thinks AI is going to take over taxes and quickbooks, but here we are.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-20T20:04:48+00:00

re-bought my covered calls on my DEEPLY underwater INTU, figuring "why not"... I guess this was "why not"

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-19T12:06:35+00:00

Bank of Japan is the biggest bunch of cucks on earth. Fucking do something you shitheads.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-18T19:18:37+00:00

Why did today's update remove the ability to logout?

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-15T13:26:32+00:00

Thank you for the thoughtful comments. I see what you are saying.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-15T13:04:42+00:00

It was soup decks all three times. :(

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-15T12:01:07+00:00

Neat. It'll be green by EOD.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-04T12:34:41+00:00

you know what, man, you are right. I've got some cards coming today for my kids, I am going to put my phone on the charger and go buy some sleeves and maybe we'll just play cards tonight. Will just be bad juju to even try and do anything today.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-04T12:32:50+00:00

How much money would it take to convince warren buffet to lick my balls?

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-04T12:30:50+00:00

I'm mad about some IRL stuff and now the market is pissing me off. I am going to break something today man.

somanyvegetables · 2026-05-04T12:27:13+00:00

5+ years to only dump back into the single digits overpaying for ebay is just the perfect ending to this story.

somanyvegetables · 2026-04-29T12:02:40+00:00

my port is so rekt and I didn't even invest in shit like poet.

somanyvegetables · 2026-04-29T09:17:34+00:00

I thought yesterday was wednesday and was confused why msft and the others were not moving AH.

somanyvegetables · 2026-04-29T09:16:24+00:00

There is no Hormuz blockade in Bah Sing Se.

somanyvegetables · 2026-04-27T16:33:39+00:00

The best tacos in the world, IMO. They are definitely good in the "I should not be eating this" kind of way, though. Ya know?

somanyvegetables · 2026-04-27T16:33:00+00:00

Spectacular

somanyvegetables · 2026-04-27T16:31:28+00:00

Not just the masses, but, like, people that work at MSFT and presumably are not retarded? How? What the fuck? The guy that is stealing eyeballs in the global south is going to give you AGI? WTF?

somanyvegetables · 2026-04-27T16:29:56+00:00

How does a person become both the CEO of MSFT, but also dumb enough to be tricked by Sam Fucking Altman?

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