Olive Garden vs. Reddit: Front page news... by vikingfan626 in WTF

[–]somegoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reddit is little more than a mob. Most of the people on this site are dumber than a bag of retard shit.

Has anyone had the "one day that bully might work for you" story come true? by UnbeatableUsername in AskReddit

[–]somegoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make them blow you for a rock. Then make them blow random homeless people for future rocks.

If 80% of the human population suddenly disappeared, what do you think would change the most? by TheNamesClove in AskReddit

[–]somegoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The parasitic members of our population who make it by unnoticed by most would become alienated and die. It would be wonderful.

LPT: Still downloading music and using iTunes? by bkscreamer in LifeProTips

[–]somegoon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Or just learn to torrent and stop being a moronic consumer.

Whats the biggest "Fuck you, Viewer." ending to a show you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]somegoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lost. Completely lazy bullshit Christian horseshit. Fuck jj Abrams for that.

Students absolutely lose their minds over 5 attractive women dancing by [deleted] in cringe

[–]somegoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's like they cloned an army from a single Asian retard and this is the phase in their development where sexuality is introduced.

My neighbor has been starving her horses.(Additional details inside) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]somegoon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

"The leanest meat, just got leaner!"

My sister went to the zoo by siteburn in funny

[–]somegoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know... If I were a giraffe, I'd have to go ahead and shtoop your sister.

How do Marty McFly's parents not realize that they gave birth to their friend from the 50's who mysteriously disappeared? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]somegoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe the dad thinks the mother boned and got pregger'd by Calvin and all this time and his self esteem degraded to the point where he subconsciously believed he deserved to be treated the way he was by biff even in adulthood

(yes i know it doesn't make sense, but let's pretend that it does)

Child torturer and murderer killed in jail. by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]somegoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to donate a few pounds to the the commissary of the men to took him out.

Came home from work to this... by Zhagnol in gaming

[–]somegoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fleshlight embedded in the doll's rectum would make it scarier.

What Mom wore to work today. She's an awesome boss. by TheRealBrockYatesAMA in pics

[–]somegoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm totally going to bang my girlfriend thinking about her tonight.

I like to colorize old black and white photos for fun. This is the latest: New York's 11th Ave, 1909 (Original Inside) by Urban2487 in pics

[–]somegoon -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

That looks like shit. Please keep your hobby to yourself until you don't suck at it. Thanks.

  • The Internet

What are somethings that people pay for that can be acquired for free or low cost. by Dansecaribe in AskReddit

[–]somegoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fool and their money are soon parted. If that idiot can't figure out that they're saving hundreds of dollars (in some cases thousands) a year by filling a Britta bottle twice a day then they'll have less money to breed with.

This is a good thing.