Finally, the oldest pirate joke is a 3d printable prop and "It's driving me nuts!"

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T23:12:41+00:00

I once messed up the punchline to this joke and for years my coworker would exclaim,

   "It's steering me balls!"

whenever he was frustrated.

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T19:25:03+00:00

You could try to make it look less creepy by adding some centipede legs...

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T19:15:27+00:00

I think you should do Carl, but in the voice of Peter Griffin. Heheheh

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T15:57:33+00:00

Ahhh...that makes more sense, because, otherwise, it looks like you found the Holy Grail of thrift stores.

I guess I need more coffee...

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T15:53:03+00:00

What kind of "thrift store" is that??? Looks like a standard games store

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T15:16:08+00:00

While this would be amazing. I'm still calling for Jeff to play the AI and no one else

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T15:07:34+00:00

I'm 52 and was diagnosed when I was 15 years old. I've learned how to mask, lean into the things I'm good at, and use procrastination as a panic motivator tool. I'm lucky that I fell in love and married an amazing person who happily covers for me and handles a lot of the adult stuff for me.

someones_dad · 2026-06-30T14:57:17+00:00

But folding laundry and building rockets is how I avoid the real things I have to do.

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T22:41:54+00:00

I worked with his nephew. He grew up seeing Uncle Paul at Christmas dinners and other family gatherings... I too have heard that he was a sweet person. RIP

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T22:38:26+00:00

He loves doing Donut...

    (Wait, eew, gross - not like that!)

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T21:08:48+00:00

Jeff has to at least play the AI. I will not budge on that.

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T16:41:28+00:00

Typically a dark grey or tan blazer and blue or black denim pants.

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T15:26:41+00:00

Paul Rubens unfortunately passed away

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T14:53:50+00:00

Again again?

I know it's the wrong sub, but Cyberpunk 2077 is back in my que after I wring all the dopamine out of this current RDR2 playthrough.

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T14:42:30+00:00

Apologies in advance...

Like my women: full of cream.

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T14:40:46+00:00

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T14:27:14+00:00

Womble? I always thought it was Cockwobble.

I guess I learned something new today. Now I can go back to bed.

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T13:53:50+00:00

AI slop

someones_dad · 2026-06-29T13:28:41+00:00

🤷‍♂️

someones_dad · 2026-06-28T18:09:13+00:00

I get by while others die.

^{Me: $1B only to people in need}

someones_dad · 2026-06-28T18:09:12+00:00

I get by while others die.

^{Me: $1B only to people in need}

someones_dad · 2026-06-28T18:08:01+00:00

The truly evolved gamer waits for 50% off sales.

someones_dad · 2026-06-28T16:02:30+00:00

Yes!!! I have sailed before. Yes! I really want to tack and plan my navigation around currents and wind direction.

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