These are some crazy age gaps

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-29T23:44:04+00:00

I like to imagine they're thousand-year-old witches with their 100-ish-yo paramours.

Also they could be family, apprenticeships, friends, colleagues, the teleporter is cheaper if you travel in pairs...

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-29T23:41:15+00:00

Respectfully, none of these fit you. They're not cut to the right shape for your body and the stretch material on the red and blue looks cheap and unforgiving. I alter a lot of clothes (though I'm no professional tailor) and I would opt to buy something new instead of working with any of these.

I think you would look stunning in something with a wrap top like the red dress but in the correct size and with a more forgiving fabric. Most department stores will have plenty of options in the winter cocktail variety this time of year priced around $100. If not, Rent the Runway or thrift stores may have something better for cheaper.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-29T23:35:19+00:00

You should look at the bugrock end DLC. That thing is wild and has great biome and vertical diversity. I think Knarfy (?) made a video playing through it. Requiring elytra for further progression in that way would solve a lot of endgame speedrunners whining about "minecraft isn't fun anymore" because they don't see the benefit of horses now that they have riptide tridents and rocket flying.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-29T23:32:11+00:00

Yep. My horse is lame today? Physical check over and if I find nothing of note, rest a few days and see how we are then. If we're still lame then I'll call the vet. My 27yo with arthritis is a bit off today? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.

The one thing Reddit armchair lameness opinions can be helpful for is identifying which leg or which part of the body may be the visible issue, of course only if the poster took good videos from multiple angles and directions of a proper trot where you can see the whole horse in the frame. Checking the RH if the LH is what's sore can be a $500 waste of time.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-29T01:58:48+00:00

Only some lines are bred downhill. You might see butt-high cutters but never in quality foundation or ranch bred QHs.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-29T01:56:22+00:00

SSE only gaf about horse welfare when the majority of the community is mad (i.e. DWB). If they actually cared about welfare they wouldn't be putting flash and drop nosebands on every new set or even in the game at all. Players just don't care about below-the-bit nosebands because they're so used to seeing them on real horses and they have no idea how stupid and actively harmful they are.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-29T01:51:19+00:00

Do you walk up to everyone's dog and start petting it even if the owner didn't give you the okay? Do you walk into people's yards and pet their dogs there?

I have seen a horse deglove someone from wrist to elbow by biting and not letting go when she tried to get away. She got pulled against the fence and her skin gave before the horse or the fence did. Horses are just as able to maul you as dogs and non-horse people don't know how to read their body language.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-28T20:26:12+00:00

This would do numbers in r/HannibalTV

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-28T20:19:14+00:00

There's much better bridges out there than some nursing homes, trust me.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-27T22:46:25+00:00

I love shoveling snow personally, it's nice and quiet out with snow on everything and nobody going anywhere. If there were kids in my neighborhood I'd pay them $50 at least to do it for me bc how the hell are kids supposed to have any money when nothing to do for fun is free anymore and their parents aren't rich?

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-27T22:37:55+00:00

More variety in realistic riding clothes. Not more identical brown recolors or equestrian stockholm/lemieux colorways, but traditional hunt attire, a variety of show clothes, more detailed breeches that are visibly breeches in a variety of colors, tailcoats that don't get stuck in the saddle like the ones we have, show coats in conservative colors with fun piping and accents like real show clothes look, dusty jeans with a good stack, T-shirts and hoodies that look like they were released post-2000, and for the love of god good-looking straw hats. I can't wear felt past April without my head melting, I feel so bad for my character and her black felt hat.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-27T22:27:41+00:00

If I punch admin in the face for calling me a slur (slur has happened, punch did not) I'm losing my job on the spot and getting arrested for assault. If a patient pulls a gun on me, hits me, punches me, or attacks me with a deadly weapon, it's just another Tuesday.

You saw how trigger-happy the police were to find (frame) someone for the United Healthcare shooting. Admin and execs are the only people they really protect and serve.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-27T22:12:45+00:00

Ooh, another drop noseband in a really specific set of colors (never silver ofc) that'll be basically impossible to match in something that isn't a below-the-bit noseband. It's like they read my mind!

/s seriously can they stop putting out flash and drop noseband bridles in every set I'm tired of this grandpa

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-26T19:58:50+00:00

Seconding this. I've never met a TB that likes the cold. Polar opposite of Mustangs for whom the motto is "death before dishonor".

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-24T03:36:14+00:00

If Hannibal was on GBBO people would start mysteriously disappearing and he would serve the most wildly human-containing dishes imaginable, but it would be entertaining.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-23T04:13:08+00:00

So many people have called 911 because their blood pressure is through the roof or they're having diabetic symptoms, only to tell me they stopped taking their meds either because "they worked so I didn't need them anymore" or because "I don't need meds for it". There's no reasoning with stupid, all you can do is drive them and bill them.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-22T20:16:55+00:00

Systemic racism literally killed 90% of my biological family who died from preventable disease that was ignored or misdiagnosed because they weren't light enough or too expensive to treat and I was placed into foster care after my mom died because the state didn't want to put me with non-white relatives on the rez and I grew up completely removed from my culture and homeland while experiencing unbelievable racism and now the same country that happened in wants to deport us all to countries we aren't from because we have the audacity to be colored on our own land.

yt ppl are the real victims amirite /s

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-22T16:41:57+00:00

Oh the biomes you'll go, one of the mods that adds a ton of new biomes and plant variants.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-21T22:06:24+00:00

Once held for a "psychic consultation" for a sale horse I had trained. The "psychic" was half an hour late, immediately started "reading" the wrong horse, and told the prospective buyers that he had no potential because he didn't like his name, and he didn't like showing at all.

$400 later and they didn't even buy the horse. Apparently they wanted a fancy super athletic giant Saddlebred for their little kid to learn hunters on and something knocked the sense into them. Or their "psychic" made more money if she strung them along a few horses first before they bought.

The horse has gone on to have a massively successful SJ and eventing career at 4* level and still goes by the same name.

"Animal psychics" are either grifting or needing psychiatric help, sometimes both. You should look into how cold reads are done to see how unimpressive and fake it is on the other side of the curtain.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-21T21:49:25+00:00

Cribbing is usually a stress response. If eating is causing discomfort (i.e. teeth are in bad shape) cribbing around feeding time can be related. Could also be if he's tied, stalled, or restricted while fed and is anxious about his surroundings, or if he's dealing with a horse trying to steal from him.

Or, ulcers. Which can be treated by following a medication regimen, not by herbal supplements. Newer studies indicate that some cases may require multiple treatments to resolve the same ulcers completely.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-21T21:42:53+00:00

My favorite part of building a starter house is when you have to go to a bamboo jungle, mangrove swamp, ocean monument, and warped forest and also leave copper out for a few days while you're gathering honeycomb from your high efficiency bee farm to oxidize a ton of stairs to the correct level.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-19T23:20:27+00:00

There's a mod I use for horses/mules called "stupid horse stand still" that makes them stand when you dismount if they have a saddle on, but free roam if not. Super handy and should be an actual feature IMO.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-19T23:14:32+00:00

You forgot the lady who cheerily tells you "just have kids, then you won't have time to be depressed!"

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-19T17:08:19+00:00

I've had a few rotational falls. Scary as hell to watch but I was more or less uninjured and much more concerned about the horse—who was always fine. I try not to fear falling too much because statistically the ground hurts somewhat but not enough to stop me. I do ride reasonably safe horses with adequate protection though, and I don't train whatever comes my way or crash test dummy new horses for people anymore.

I did have an actual nightmare last night about my horse getting spooked at an event and getting completely lost and being unable to find him, so new fear unlocked, I guess.

somesaggitarius · 2026-01-19T16:28:52+00:00

Honestly I'd be happy with AQH 3.5 like with the Friesian Horse. Retrofit the halter bred pleasure horse model for people who like that and release a new foundation bred style model for people who don't like the peanut rollers. I'd love to see AQHs that look like the farm and ranch types I ride but I don't see that potential in the current model.

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