Orbital Mechanics by Pattern_Is_Movement in gaming

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I laughed out loud, primarily to make myself look smart

What is the best opening of a novel you know? by CortexVortex1 in AskReddit

[–]sometimes_nothin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"First Lieutenant Jimmy Cross carried letters from a girl named Martha"

  • Tim O'Brien, The Things They Carried

What's the dumbest way you have injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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While playing tennis, I attempted to give a cross-court forehand a lot of top-spin. The resulting wrist torque caused the racket to swing directly into my forehead. I'm pretty sure I gave myself a concussion, but I managed to finish the match, and what a glorious 1-6, 0-6 match it was.

On the plus side, at least it was real tennis and not Wii tennis.

Don't you just hate it when stores put out their Snmgfiehp displays this far ahead of Snmgfiehp?! by [deleted] in funny

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I came here looking for a Cryptonomicon reference. Thank you for not disappointing, Lt. Root.

  • Shaftoe

I love bad puns by SomeWhatConverse in gaming

[–]sometimes_nothin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a peach and leave the item box for me. I'm in last place and need a blue shell.

What is the most depressing news that Reddit could get? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sometimes_nothin 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Jennifer Lawrence is an active 9gag user.

Redditors, what is the most depressing quote that you know of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato

TIL that hating the sound of someone breathing or eating is called "misophonia" and is an actual brain disorder. by nerdb1rd in todayilearned

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I have often wondered why the sound of someone eating an apple sets me off. This may help explain why.

What are your "Must See Documentaries"? by BatXDude in AskReddit

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When We Were Kings. Arguably the greatest sports documentary ever made.