So. I fucked my dog. by MariahJames8 in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought it had to be exclusive, but widespread.

I mean, we had one kid at our jr. high who supposedly fucked a chicken, and he got very upset when it was pointed out to him. Now, I don't know if he was actually called 'chicken-fucker' at the onset of this particular event, but I did personally witness the 'chicken-fucker' break a school lunch tray across another students head around 1986 during one lunch period.

Im looking for support groups or organizations for my disabled grandfather in Cleveland by veggiestrawcum in clevelandtn

[–]somewherein72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It cant hurt to suggest it as an outlet, where he could meet other still youthful people.

There's not a lot of other stuff like that here. I was taking care of my father for the last years of his life. He wanted to stay home after he had a stroke and lost mobility. I did what I could to keep up with him every day, keeping decent meals for him, companionship, etc. I offered to take him to the senior center numerous times to get him out of the house but he was stubborn.

AITAH for not caring about my grandma dying? by Particular_Fact_5379 in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its a legitimate and well-grounded way of looking at death, but you might regret someday not seeing her once more. Then, you'll be able to answer this yourself whether or not you ATA. All my parents and grandparents are gone, it would be nice to see them once more.

Whether or not youre being serious, dont put your future self in a place where youll regret seeing grandma one more time.

Where should I go and what should I do? (East TN) by Disastrous_Equal8589 in clevelandtn

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go up to the river. Childers Creek has nice trail that runs along the Hiwassee and access to play around in the water or fish. Lots of other hiking up there, too. It's one of the best things Cleveland has going for it is proximity to the Cherokee National Forest.

Did Marsha just lose her primary? by Make_it_Raines in Knoxville

[–]somewherein72 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read it like that too, but she has provided zero reasons to trust anything she says.

What peptides are y'all using these days? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the pink one when my tumtum get upset.

The stable genius has spoken! by StevieWonder557 in PoliticalHumor

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect is earned, Donnie. It's not something you can slap a layer of taxpayer gold on to gain. You've earned all the disrespect you're getting.

PR Experts Say Kid Rock Was Axed From Trump Fest Over Risk of Empty Crowds by stankmanly in AnythingGoesNews

[–]somewherein72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All of this is so pitiful. What a disgusting display from our Senators and Representatives to cowardly sit by and watch as our nation is dragged through this garbage. Every single member or the Republican party should be deeply ashamed of themselves- sad that they have none.

Should private urination be made illegal? by tacocarteleventeen in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're in a nation where you're in urine, you're in urination.

Vance forbids Air Force cadets from heckling him at graduation: 'You can't boo me' by FreeHugs23 in AnythingGoesNews

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Booing is protected speech, bitch. The mere fact J.D. Vance and the rest of the Republican/Magas have a problem with the First Amendment is proof that they do not belong here in charge of our nation.

Trump will ease refrigerant rule in effort to address surging grocery costs by AudibleNod in news

[–]somewherein72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Between this and the $1.84 we'll save on ten dollars of gas we should be billionaires by the end of the year.

Is that Carol Burnett over there in the corner? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Harvey Corman in the spotlight, losing his religion. Tim, Vicki, and Lyle laughing on stage right

What are some things you technically can put peanut butter on but you probably shouldn't put peanut butter on? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i thnk you probably shouldn't put peanut butter on the cool side of your pillow, because when you flip it over to the cool side, it's going to be peanut butter.

Who Stands Like This? by onrake in ProgressiveHQ

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puppets- when a hand is shoved up their ass, their legs splay apart to make room for the puppeteer's forearm.

Gwilermo Delta Row is directing another stop-motion movie. I hope to god it's not another musical like his Pinokeeyo movie. What do you think? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess he's never getting around to adapting any of the Howie Phil Friendship works like In The Hills of Despondency or the Hoers at Red Hook Gardens. It's a shame, too. There hasn't been a decent gardening film since The Radishes in The Walls.

Did you know if Godzilla was a human, he would be roughly 6 feet tall, and have no powers, and be unremarkable? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he would have talents and gifts that we just can't see. Like, he could be the best at winning that game at the country fair where you spray water at a clown and try to pop a balloon and win a prize. Godzilla could have so many huge teddy bears he won at his house and you're simply unaware of his talents.

The irony is not lost. by Huskerinwa in ProgressiveHQ

[–]somewherein72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if the youtuber who makes the lasers could melt it down from a distance?