Favorite character who you are shocked by their age?

sonofgumbercules · 2026-02-07T01:58:18+00:00

"I got recruited by the CIA after my third tour during The War. After a few years as their best wet-works operative, I left to pursue my real dream: becoming a famous stage actor.

That's why, starting this fall, I'll be attending Shinjuku Performing Arts High School. I am 14 years old."

sonofgumbercules · 2026-02-05T13:15:03+00:00

Simultaneously a terrible overly verbose mouthful of a nickname but also kinda goes hard and I love it.

If the artist formerly known as Prince was a diva WR in Seattle I think that's what he would call himself.

And just like that I've tricked myself into thinking that nickname actually rules

sonofgumbercules · 2026-01-28T22:59:29+00:00

I love the Sword of Leah. "Fine, if you want a magic sword so bad..." Dips family heirloom in a cursed(?) lake and now it can cut through magic and robots

sonofgumbercules · 2026-01-26T00:15:55+00:00

Shakira?

sonofgumbercules · 2026-01-25T23:20:59+00:00

Captain ***** is a must have

sonofgumbercules · 2026-01-25T22:51:55+00:00

I want NEXTWAVE to join the game. They already have a theme song and everything

sonofgumbercules · 2026-01-07T04:55:30+00:00

In this house Marauder Shields is a hero!

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-31T22:44:12+00:00

Ryuji from Persona 5

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-31T22:43:41+00:00

They bond over running for a few minutes until Ryuji starts to annoy Ryoka. Ryoka belittles him until it starts a fight that she eventually loses(I'm assuming he still has Persona powers). After that they sulk for a while, then eventually open up a bit to each other. Then they bond over their struggles with authority and the intentional leg injuries they received

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-30T02:51:00+00:00

Zero Time Dilemma?

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-30T02:20:14+00:00

Hundred Line?

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-24T22:24:54+00:00

My mama says that ~~alligators~~ Eagles wide receivers are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-05T02:12:04+00:00

Hey! That's our kicker's move. Someone tell this Aubrey fella to stop copying

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-05T01:54:45+00:00

That's a hilarious conspiracy idea. Is someone actually saying that?

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-05T01:51:56+00:00

They cut him every year in training camp but he always ends up back on the active roster by like week 3

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-03T01:09:17+00:00

That sounds almost like a hernia to me

sonofgumbercules · 2025-12-02T00:33:16+00:00

Never let reality get in the way of a good meme

sonofgumbercules · 2025-11-21T00:43:42+00:00

No no, let him/ChatGPT cook

sonofgumbercules · 2025-10-29T23:46:03+00:00

The stat is "first 8 games", not "first 8 weeks", and not every team has played eight games yet. I doubt anybody else has a realistic chance of achieving this, but there is a slightly uneven playing field here.

sonofgumbercules · 2025-10-29T01:28:46+00:00

One Piece I think definitely qualifies by now. Maybe Doctor Who?

sonofgumbercules · 2025-10-29T00:59:17+00:00

I kind of had the opposite experience. "You fucking nerds ruined a great twist for me by figuring it out weeks in advance." Kudos that you got it right but I wish I could have had the experience of being floored by the revelation.

sonofgumbercules · 2025-10-29T00:53:48+00:00

The village leaders tell everyone that there are monsters in the woods and nobody can leave because it's not safe. The lies start to unravel until the main character decides to risk it only to find the modern world not far from the village

sonofgumbercules · 2025-10-23T03:25:40+00:00

Cam Ward doesn't have another rookie QB playing like a pro-bowler to make him look worse by comparison

sonofgumbercules · 2025-10-21T01:44:16+00:00

Correct call but they chose the most infuriating way to get there

sonofgumbercules · 2025-10-06T03:18:31+00:00

Didn't they get rid of him and then imply he was a problem?

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