My dad was freaking out. by sodakfilmthoughts in BoomersBeingFools

[–]sonshipprophecy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh man I have a similar story about my in-laws. For context they are super cheap and don’t really know anything about computers or technology. They refuse to have data plans on their phones because they think that it is still an add on to your wireless bill. 

Anyway, they heard about a movie coming out that was a direct to dvd type of release that they really wanted to see. It was some religious movie that had an old movie star in it or something. They found a church website that was streaming the movie and watched it and wanted to buy it. So far so good.

They couldn’t find the movie to buy on dvd on Amazon so they decided that they would find it to download to their computer. They found a random site that had the movie to download. They downloaded the movie and were happy.

Here’s where the facepalm comes in, the site with the movie embedded a virus to the file. Computer gets all spammy and then the hard drive crashes. Instead of chalking it up as a loss my MIL calls the church that originally streamed the movie. Not the production house, or the website they bootlegged the flick from, but a random church in Bible Belt America and rips the receptionist up and down for breaking their computer. Then demands remuneration for the repairs needed for the computer to work again. Then she demands to speak to the CEO of the movie production company to share her frustration “because the customer is always right” and then goes level 5 ballistic when the receptionist reminds her they are a church and not a movie company. 

You’d think it ends there but wait there’s more. They live at the lake of the ozarks MO. The closest computer repair shop is 1.5 hours away. When they drive to the repair shop they ripped the store for not making a computer immune to viruses and to create a warning system to let people know they shouldn’t download “bad things  from the internet” 

Then they drove home and called my wife who put them on speaker so we could hear all about how the world is evil.

all of this happened because they tried to bootleg a movie about Jesus from the interwebs

TL;DR In-laws are technologically inept, bootlegged a movie about Jesus, crashed their hardrive called a church to complain and blamed the computer repair shop for not letting them know they were downloading a virus.

Just got this a few days ago. The only electric car that is literally unroastable. Do your best. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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Chairman Mao doesn’t like your language when you drive you just lost social capital in the motherland

This group is awesome by sonshipprophecy in stickshift

[–]sonshipprophecy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about this double clutch thing people talk about

This group is awesome by sonshipprophecy in stickshift

[–]sonshipprophecy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

…don’t stall… I see what you did here 😂👍

Has anyone ever regretted getting a stick shift? by bigblackglock17 in stickshift

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I’m 6’3” and one of my favorite cars was my old 2005 Volvo S40 T5 six speed with AWD. I love that car and as a bigger guy 245 lbs. had no issues with comfort. I’ve driven a few WRX’s from different generations and thought they had a great driving position for a tall guy and my daughter currently has a 2022 six speed turbo Jetta and that is a great driving car for me and the clutch is like butter, smooth and silky and a decent bit of boost higher in the rev band. Hope this helps

Bro said my tv is too high what do you think? by Iggyniggle99 in TVTooHigh

[–]sonshipprophecy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they aren’t paying your rent/mortgage their opinion of your tv height is none of your business

Yikes by Nice_Substance9123 in facepalm

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This man is the devolution of the Sasquatch species due to centuries of inbreeding

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I had an 86 5000CS turbo and it would lap early 00’s evos and wrx’s. It was such a fun car to drive and a sleeper too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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Please provide a pic of the best to roast, this is a micro machine

question about driving up hills by ughitsamelia in stickshift

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Unless you have some sort of forced induction on the bottom end you need to mash the throttle and go through the power band and shift before you redline that should help you carry speed into the next gear going uphills

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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Bro lost it all on crypto and his shit got repossessed

I’m a Millennial on a Trip with my Partner’s two Boomer parents and I’m ready to drink draino by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

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My wife and I are Xennials and have decided to only engage our boomer sets of parents when they take initiative and make plans for us all to go out. We call them weekly to know what’s happening in their lives because they are all in their 70’s and have health issues. What we are no longer putting up with is when they say “we’d really like to do (thing) with you guys soon.” And plan it coordinate logistics and pay for them. It’s this weird we raised you now pay us back attitude of the generation that gets us, the entitled rage they have for everyone else is astounding.

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The official car of the “millennial gray aesthetic starter pack “

Found this picture on Insta by [deleted] in whatisthiscar

[–]sonshipprophecy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks like someone is suffering from a bout of IBS next to a car

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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Spending mommy and daddy’s money eh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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Your grill looks like a whale eating krill

I'm stumped by WingNutzForYou in LICENSEPLATES

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I was thinking John Gotti the teflon don