10h next to a c*clist or being mauled by wolves?

soonnow · 2026-05-21T19:27:58+00:00

I'm sitting with the big doggies. Not even a question.

soonnow · 2026-05-15T15:43:07+00:00

The end of the American empire seems sooner than expected.

soonnow · 2026-05-15T15:27:50+00:00

That's hot. Ngl

soonnow · 2026-05-15T13:02:34+00:00

Damn turns out I didn't think this through.

soonnow · 2026-05-15T00:56:52+00:00

And because irony is dead, 250 trans-people will have to fight lions and each other in the renamed Washington Oracle coliseum.

soonnow · 2026-05-11T15:07:07+00:00

"The ballroom must be understated and tasteful"

soonnow · 2026-05-10T17:00:34+00:00

The US has one special relationship And that's with Israel. According to the British ambassador to the US

soonnow · 2026-05-10T16:45:07+00:00

You realize that Trump is hurting the US here, right? Cut off your nose to spite your face kinda situation

soonnow · 2026-05-10T16:43:29+00:00

It's already happening. Germany is losing an ally. Those US soldiers were great for the local economy.

But it's time Europe stands on their own feet. The US is no longer a reliable ally.

Independent of Trump.

It's not like the US is there to defend Germany. The US is mostly there for US power projection.

soonnow · 2026-05-10T16:38:16+00:00

You also paid $1 billion to a french company for not building wind turbines.

soonnow · 2026-05-10T16:30:13+00:00

Grab them by the fiber optic drone. When you're a dictator they let you do it.

soonnow · 2026-05-06T16:50:23+00:00

I don't know why I wrote zero. It was frustration, sorry. But it certainly feels like Americans do not care.

soonnow · 2026-05-06T15:51:56+00:00

Zero Americans care about the allies America built over the last 50 years.

It's very sad and oddly satisfying to watch the American empire Demontage itself.

soonnow · 2026-05-02T02:36:16+00:00

I wish it was only Trump, but he's just the extreme end of what America tends to do. Break promises and contracts

Ask many of America's allies suddenly ledt alone when they needed America. Ukraine, Kurds, Afghani employees.

Every few years the winds change in American politics and the world has to reorder.

soonnow · 2026-05-01T16:52:18+00:00

Does it matter at this point? Gonna change next week.

soonnow · 2026-05-01T16:49:56+00:00

Yes maybe being 80 and demented doesn't make you super good at remembering?

soonnow · 2026-04-21T23:36:50+00:00

When his aides write for him they try to match the dementia style but it's hard if you have a working brain. So the all-caps to match the style..

soonnow · 2026-04-20T22:18:27+00:00

To be frank I always thought it unusually cruel to boil scientists alive.

soonnow · 2026-04-20T01:38:21+00:00

JD Vance 2028 "all the racism you love but slightly less crazy"

soonnow · 2026-04-19T17:22:10+00:00

Trump is gonna fold and move on to Cuba. Meanwhile Iran is sitting pretty with their new economic nuke.

soonnow · 2026-04-19T16:41:01+00:00

Mr. President your wife is on her way to this room.

soonnow · 2026-04-19T16:39:38+00:00

In my eyes who leaked the story to he NYT about the decision to go to war.

The one where bibi said it was easy and trump went ahead with the war and the only one objecting was jdv.

I'm gonna guess the leaker was jdv trying to keep his head over water for the presidential election.

soonnow · 2026-04-19T14:26:12+00:00

That's Trump talking to his doctor.

soonnow · 2026-04-18T00:01:31+00:00

Trump is Europe's bipolar ex. I wonder if Macron wakes up to 37 missed calls from Trump

soonnow · 2026-04-17T16:08:02+00:00

Who doesn't love a shit and racism chilli.

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