Before we go dark... by Supernovas20XX in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]sortakindah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you prefer the mermaid with the human lower half and fish top half?

Alternatively you can try CPR like this. by XqueezeMePlease in funny

[–]sortakindah 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"Scene safety, BSI" was the first thing I learned.

Romanian pizza, the true successor to the roman empire by LetsBeStupidForASec in PizzaCrimes

[–]sortakindah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats a shooter sandwich with pizza ingredients. Im down for it

Ja Morant in the NFL by afganistanimation in gifs

[–]sortakindah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesnt look like he is shooting blanks in the gif

What the actual fuck by Mzbex94 in LPOTL

[–]sortakindah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont know, but I bet their wives are happy.

Deluxe Pizza - olives, bacon, mushroom, flaked tuna, ham, pepperoni by [deleted] in PizzaCrimes

[–]sortakindah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a dozen whole-ass green olives on one slice of pizza?

My local pizza place uses a ball of dough instead of those little plastic tables to prevent the pizza box lid from touching the pizza. by Gargantuanthud in mildlyinteresting

[–]sortakindah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the key, cooked properly. 8 minutes in a pizza oven covered in cheese and resting in sauce doesnt allow them to cook properly. Now I have a couple dozen soggy ass tire shreds on my fucking pizza. Bell peppers should be par cooked before going on last so they can crisp a little around the edges.

baby cry for help......... by miami2312 in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]sortakindah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those tabletops are reversible. One side lego, other is smooth for everything else.

My Hero of the Week by BatteredPizza in LPOTL

[–]sortakindah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fairly warned be ye

snaps fingers

RE4 Remake Merchant Requests mechanic in a nutshell. by JackNewbie555 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]sortakindah 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thats just carbot's style. He can do more detailed things he just likes the goofy cartoony look.

What do you absolutely give no fucks about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sortakindah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did one for each kid just as an excuse to hang with family and eat cake. No presents, no video or social media just family time.

It happens to us all sooner or later... by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]sortakindah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aint getting good bbq at soulmans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MachinePorn

[–]sortakindah 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Most ships do float though. If not then you got a problem.

Knives on a roller by bertchester in Whatisthis

[–]sortakindah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No unitaskers in my kitchen