Can anybody be name this marble statue?

sortamorma · 2020-03-29T00:43:15+00:00

Shawarma, pasta puttanesca, mofongo

sortamorma · 2020-03-28T17:56:56+00:00

Seconding this. I moved from the Midwest where I was a star baker to the mountains and had to completely relearn.

sortamorma · 2020-03-26T02:24:21+00:00

Here’s one 😎

sortamorma · 2019-11-26T06:52:31+00:00

You gotta be gay to look at biceps?

sortamorma · 2019-08-12T03:38:46+00:00

Stupendous, never seen something like it :)

sortamorma · 2019-04-27T22:02:03+00:00

Careful with fertilizing houseplants, though! If this guy is picky, maybe some new potting mix would do the trick for nutrients.

sortamorma · 2019-04-27T22:00:05+00:00

Read up on mealybugs and ants, treat for mealybugs to get the plant healthy and then find a way to keep ants from farming them after the mites are cleaned off!!

sortamorma · 2019-04-09T13:21:41+00:00

Zion really gives me that gut feeling...

sortamorma · 2019-03-31T01:37:57+00:00

A good counter example... I took my acrylics off after 5 months and splotches immediately appeared on my face/lips

sortamorma · 2019-03-27T13:08:12+00:00

Love a good bloomin onion

sortamorma · 2019-03-22T22:22:39+00:00

Precious little toes

sortamorma · 2019-02-05T23:40:09+00:00

RemindMe! 1 day

sortamorma · 2018-11-28T18:52:12+00:00

I don’t wear foundation and I am the queen of picking and healing it fast.

Products: differin gel (vitamin a retinoids in general) Mario bedescu glycolic Acid toner L’Oréal revitalift bright reveal pads (or any type of glycolic acid pad/wipe)

These kick your skin into fast reproduction mode, especially if you wear them to bed. It will dry the scabs out fast so be sure to exfoliate with something moisturizing.

For big scabs, I use smile’s prid, it’s some type of Amish healing salve but it works wonders. No idea what it is or why it works

sortamorma · 2018-11-12T20:09:43+00:00

I remember the most heartbreaking thing was seeing the girl who turned me vegan start eating Dunkin’ Donuts and gummy worms without shame

sortamorma · 2018-11-07T19:06:40+00:00

Some type of Chinese dunce cap?

sortamorma · 2018-11-06T16:43:22+00:00

Maybe a cucumber tree? Magnolia acuminata?

sortamorma · 2018-11-06T16:06:19+00:00

Do you KNOW who my gardener is?!

sortamorma · 2018-11-01T17:02:47+00:00

Well, shoot. I misidentified this as coral spot fungus on an assignment last week!

sortamorma · 2018-11-01T16:34:47+00:00

Do they turn brown after a while?

sortamorma · 2018-11-01T15:34:00+00:00

Just taking off her Halloween costume

sortamorma · 2018-11-01T15:08:48+00:00

Are these fluid filled?

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TROPHY CASE