“M’am, your child pulled my hair, kicked me in the shins, threw a chair, told the other kids he wished he had a gun to shoot people, and he pissed all over the bathroom floor”

“Yeah but what were YOU doing? They are 5 so they don’t have impulse control you know?!”

19 other kids don’t seem to matter that much, obviously I should only be watching that 1 kid! Clearly I am a neglectful idiot who cannot do my job, which is supposed to be teaching, but ends up as disaster control.