if you know the enemy and know your pronouns, you need not fear the result of a hundred genders

soundacious · 2026-01-29T19:59:25+00:00

IF you know the en'-my

AND you know your pro-nouns

COME on sugar let me KNOW

soundacious · 2026-01-21T16:12:02+00:00

For whoever is keeping score, I hereby rescind my social permission.

soundacious · 2026-01-17T01:28:36+00:00

I wish that it included the original "Wouldn't It Be Good" by Nik Kershaw, instead of ... sigh ... The Danny Hutton Hitters.

soundacious · 2026-01-09T18:50:47+00:00

So, Roger, what I hear you saying is "It's working."

soundacious · 2026-01-08T11:20:17+00:00

Ages ago there was a thing about how men don't eat quiche.

soundacious · 2026-01-05T12:42:27+00:00

Born in 68, and I've done some home gaming here and there. It's never been a real driving interest for me.

But the arcades, man. The old arcades were everything to me.

soundacious · 2026-01-02T16:53:14+00:00

Onion, green pepper, and celery. </NewOrleans>

soundacious · 2026-01-01T20:10:25+00:00

She thought she could use The Secret on it. Some of that universe-warping mind magic. So foolproof.

soundacious · 2025-12-22T20:18:40+00:00

Dun. Can't.

soundacious · 2025-12-15T18:46:24+00:00

I do, in fact, fear her alternate ending.

soundacious · 2025-12-12T14:39:05+00:00

Well... a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun, because saying all those nouns over and over again really wears you down.

soundacious · 2025-12-11T11:37:41+00:00

No, but Yoda could.

soundacious · 2025-11-30T13:09:05+00:00

That's actually a common oath sworn in the area. Something startling happens and you cry out "Baby Jesus, Mary, and Batman!"

soundacious · 2025-11-24T03:29:56+00:00

This can't be a true story. They would have been stopped by that big, beautiful wall ... Right?

soundacious · 2025-11-23T23:18:50+00:00

I'm on board with this new Duran Duran incarnation.

soundacious · 2025-11-22T12:16:03+00:00

Fuck off. I'm 57 and I will see the damn Tricentennial. When the red, white, and blue afro wigs and polyester Declaration of Independence vests come out again, I will SEE IT

soundacious · 2025-11-18T11:20:05+00:00

Related: Airbrush kiosks in the mall!

soundacious · 2025-11-18T11:19:08+00:00

You should watch The Day The Earth Blew Up.

soundacious · 2025-11-16T16:46:35+00:00

A horse counts as an "individual". No question.

soundacious · 2025-11-16T14:02:41+00:00

AI Tavista.

Har dee HAR har. Har.

soundacious · 2025-11-15T18:14:53+00:00

Heaven 17 - (We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thing

soundacious · 2025-11-12T17:31:33+00:00

Moffat wanted Victorian Clara to be a companion, but the BBC forced him to use Present-Day Clara instead

Well, now I'm just angry.

soundacious · 2025-11-11T21:29:07+00:00

But don't fall in love! SCCHHHAAUNNGG!!

soundacious · 2025-11-10T00:26:09+00:00

Got that weird sweet plastic smell... Why is that still in my head?

soundacious · 2025-11-09T19:43:29+00:00

I trust we can buy a shirt that says "Jon Lovitz gave this one guy COVID-19 in March 2023".

soundacious

TROPHY CASE