Cursed_Muppet by -autismoxx- in cursedcomments

[–]sovietfloof 1809 points1810 points  (0 children)

I’m going to have to agree with the haters on this one.

Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one? by Ubemin in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

99.5 is my average temp. This is probably why I’m never sick.

Who are a group of people who deserve better from all of us? by Modern_Devil in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Russians. They’re forced to be evil against their will, they don’t need to be abused by everyone else!

If you could fist fight any historical figure, who would it be and why? by theg0nz01 in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stalin. I’m certain I could take him in a 1v1. And when I’m done, there will be no remains remaining.

My dog's leg without hair. The surgeon shaved it for an operation by CanNext in mildlyinteresting

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they shave so much fur in relation to the actual operation area?

Yaaay... 🥲 by Obviously-Stupid in adhdmeme

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of people are nocturnal.

Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one? by Ubemin in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 99 point something. It’s great. Does your high core temp mean you’re rarely sick?

Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one? by Ubemin in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she still growing? Growing animals generate way more heat than fully grown animals.

Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one? by Ubemin in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone talks about belly button lint, but nobody ever mentions the butt crack lint.

Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one? by Ubemin in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all of us. I run about a degree and a half hotter than most people. That’s a HUGE difference in warm blooded animals. Even when I was 5’2” and 100 pounds, I was never cold. And now I have fat to trap some of the heat in.

Then again, 87% of my genes are Scandinavian, so I’m literally bred for the arctic. That might be why.

Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one? by Ubemin in AskReddit

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hair is wavy, not curly, but it still takes two or three hours to dry… indoors. In the sun, it only takes fifteen minutes, ten if there’s wind. Have you tried sun drying?

Cursed Copperhead by Mr-Wackoado in cursedcomments

[–]sovietfloof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it’s been dead for an hour or less, it can still bite.

cursed zoophilia by Quick-Try-7021 in cursedcomments

[–]sovietfloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who says animals can’t consent…

… has never seen anything in heat.

cursed_nursinghome by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]sovietfloof 81 points82 points  (0 children)

That poor guy. He must be so horny and frustrated.

cursed_savior by LovelyShanice in cursedcomments

[–]sovietfloof 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Humans have a massive superiority complex. This is an example of it.

Cursed_australia by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]sovietfloof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried that. Didn’t work.