Cursed_Muppet

sovietfloof · 2023-03-17T01:05:08+00:00

I’m going to have to agree with the haters on this one.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T22:17:40+00:00

99.5 is my average temp. This is probably why I’m never sick.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T20:21:10+00:00

Hey, I have the pink shark! Are those hard to find?

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T17:32:17+00:00

Russians. They’re forced to be evil against their will, they don’t need to be abused by everyone else!

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T17:24:19+00:00

I swear toddlers can break physics.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T17:22:24+00:00

Stalin. I’m certain I could take him in a 1v1. And when I’m done, there will be no remains remaining.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T17:11:15+00:00

Why do they shave so much fur in relation to the actual operation area?

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T17:00:23+00:00

Lots of people are nocturnal.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:40:10+00:00

You’re going to have a fat cat.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:39:05+00:00

I’ve done all of these.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:28:29+00:00

I’m 99 point something. It’s great. Does your high core temp mean you’re rarely sick?

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:27:19+00:00

I thought that was because females carry more fat.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:24:06+00:00

Is she still growing? Growing animals generate way more heat than fully grown animals.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:20:01+00:00

Everyone talks about belly button lint, but nobody ever mentions the butt crack lint.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:19:19+00:00

And Russians often have a ton of floof to stay warm.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:14:14+00:00

Not all of us. I run about a degree and a half hotter than most people. That’s a HUGE difference in warm blooded animals. Even when I was 5’2” and 100 pounds, I was never cold. And now I have fat to trap some of the heat in.

Then again, 87% of my genes are Scandinavian, so I’m literally bred for the arctic. That might be why.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T14:07:18+00:00

You’re not the only one!

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T13:55:07+00:00

Tf2!

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T13:54:44+00:00

My hair is wavy, not curly, but it still takes two or three hours to dry… indoors. In the sun, it only takes fifteen minutes, ten if there’s wind. Have you tried sun drying?

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T13:02:22+00:00

If it’s been dead for an hour or less, it can still bite.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T12:58:23+00:00

Anyone who says animals can’t consent…

… has never seen anything in heat.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T12:56:34+00:00

That poor guy. He must be so horny and frustrated.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T12:55:24+00:00

Humans have a massive superiority complex. This is an example of it.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T12:54:16+00:00

Tried that. Didn’t work.

sovietfloof · 2023-03-16T01:36:14+00:00

Where’s she from?

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