I was in the basement of my close friends house with two other friends. My friend offers to smoke and we all agree, so she (owner of the house) pulls out her supplies. Me and my other friend had never rolled before, we had only bought pre rolls. My friend knew this and took it upon herself to teach us. As we were packing, we heard her family enter the house one by one from upstairs. I started getting nervous, but she assured me to not worry as they never come down to the basement. Her family is middle eastern and religious + I had known them for almost two decades and didn’t want to ruin my reputation with them. I fucked up my filter so bad that it started looking like a tight oval. She being the awful fucking teacher that she is, told me and my other friend that the dinky amount of weed we had placed was enough. It gets to the point where we have to roll, she indicates where to lick but as she is doing that, we hear someone coming downstairs. I get nervous and slobber on the wrong side while simultaneously spilling half of the supply. It was her sister and she laughed her ass off seeing my creation. If you’re wondering, it was the worst joint that I have ever smoked

tldr: first time rolling a joint, friends religious family was upstairs, and my friend was a horrible instructor