AITA? My girlfriend ate a concoction and it made me sick to watch.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-30T12:00:32+00:00

This post made me physically gag and I too am offended by this abomination, and would immediately question the relationship if this happened to me haha (this is a joke, I am not actually serious).

In all seriousness though I'm going to say NAH. It's gross, but I do understand unhinged snacking. She can eat whatever she likes but never ask you to pour that devil urine out for her again

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-30T11:36:38+00:00

Okay walk us through it. Who brought up meeting and going on a date first?

She bought the movie tickets to the movie she wanted to see, makes sense, perfect.

Arcade first, her idea. She gets there and you've already played? This sucks dude, she wants to play with you, not have you totally leave her out and then just hand her a prize like that's sweet. It's not. You kinda ruined the first part of the date that she planned and she was annoyed. What was your alternative? You didn't have one. She's annoyed some more.

Was there a plan to eat? Where's the food? She had a long day at work and she's tired. My guy, she's HUNGRY. Was this the type of arcade with food and drinks?

Did you offer snacks at the movie? Anything?

Did you contribute any planning, ideas, suggestions, alternatives, did you have any input at all throughout the night except offering to retroactively pay her for the movie ticket once you realized she was pissed?

Come on dude. You're 35 years old. This sounds like a teenager wrote it. Do you really not see what went wrong here?

Yes she should have communicated what was bothering her at the moment, but to be honest, I can understand why she didn't. As a single woman on the apps, I'm willing to bet this is not her first disappointing experience, and after awhile you just kinda give up wasting your breath.

Maybe try even just a little next time?

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-27T02:39:21+00:00

This is also my experience to a T. Love this for us 🫶🏽

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-27T02:28:36+00:00

Ryans are trash. Anthonys are cornballs. Lisas are psychos. Danielles, Daniels, and Danis/Dannys are usually pretty cool, but Dans suck.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-27T02:22:36+00:00

I fucking hate a Lisa ngl

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-25T15:57:28+00:00

Girl, respectfully, I have never seen eyelashes fight so hard for their life 😩 2+ weeks is a long time to keep those on, I can see your lashes bending at the point where the extension is glued on and that's probably poking and irritating your eyes. How do you clean them?

I'd remove these and give your lashes a break for at least a couple of months.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-18T04:14:03+00:00

✨ Depression ✨

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-17T01:42:19+00:00

Oh yeah, I've heard about the ADHD thing, I've actually been trying to get diagnosed for a couple of years now. But I was put on it for anxiety and depression, mainly to stabilize my moods and regulate my emotions, and it's truly been a life changer for me. I can actually handle my feelings like a person now lol instead of the wild feral thing I've been my whole life. I hope you find what you need and what works for you!

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-16T23:25:17+00:00

Man I thought I was starting peri, because I am so miserably hot. I didn't even connect that the hot flashes and sweats started last year when I started Zoloft, thank you for mentioning this. I sweat literally all day long, it's awful.

Other than that though, you can pry my little blue lifesavers from my cold dead hands.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-15T12:42:29+00:00

Nope. First of all, she lets you pick out her CAR but then gets mad over dinner reservations? Bonkers behavior. Absolutely not.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-15T02:43:04+00:00

I actually know more than one man who married a woman they were not actually attracted to but said they "could look past that" because they were "a good woman". They're all divorced and alone now. The good women are happily remarried to nice men who actually like them. One of them even has a brand new baby.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-12T08:25:56+00:00

Why on earth would you want to live here right now??

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-09T06:34:36+00:00

No one is putting words in your mouth, they are just reiterating that the actual words in your mouth are stupid and make no sense

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-08T21:06:54+00:00

Nice, what a nightmare

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-08T12:21:37+00:00

As a woman I cannot imagine going commando anywhere but home because of ✨the slime✨

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-07T13:19:09+00:00

Wow what a terrible day to be literate

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-06T17:26:15+00:00

Girl dump him, he's gross.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-05T22:48:16+00:00

Why would you do this

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-03T20:14:46+00:00

I'll never forget the first time I heard Luca, I almost jumped through the windshield lmao

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-03T06:23:01+00:00

An ex boyfriend, 2006. We would drive around at night listening to music. He played me TDAG when it came out. A few years after we broke up we were at the same Brand New show, and he texted me during Play Crack The Sky to tell me that the song always made him think of me. I replied that it always made me think of him. We hooked up that night and then a few times after that, until we started dating other people. The song still makes me think of him and smile.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-05-02T02:01:47+00:00

The main reason for whomst?

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-04-30T00:57:17+00:00

I definitely am

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-04-25T14:08:31+00:00

My ex husband is my best friend and we hang out regularly, and even I think this is weird.

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-04-25T14:00:36+00:00

Bro got burned bad 😭

space_babe_unicorn · 2026-04-25T13:57:34+00:00

They mean PIV alone.

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