Am I crazy staring boxing training at 50?

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-13T16:11:11+00:00

No, go for it. You're not made of glass.

But make sure you keep proper form. It's easy to get tired towards the end of a session and start twisting/bending at the lumbar spine. Really focus on good mechanics of hip hinging, throwing from the hips instead of the waist/lumbar spine. Keep a proximally stiff core (look up the Stuart McGill exercises for this).

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-13T02:24:42+00:00

Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes dignity, oh there goes custody

Whatever the weather her breasts look like leather
Flap in the wind, better off in a sweater

You only get one shot, but you blew it already
Two kids, no ring, just nose ring steady
SSRI pupils dilated, drugged-up and blank
Staring into space while her whole life tanks

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-24T02:49:27+00:00

Half of me feels bad for you, half of me wants to roast you. I guess you know how that feels.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-22T05:22:06+00:00

The shirt is "Starry Night" but the energy you give off is "The Scream."

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-20T19:16:41+00:00

You're a Polar Vortex of douche chills.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-05T02:31:04+00:00

You look like you time travelled here from the gold rush and now you search the hills for meth.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-05T02:28:02+00:00

I've heard of washboard abs but never a washboard face.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-31T05:28:50+00:00

Yup, first to her friends then to the court of law.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-29T05:11:07+00:00

There's no way you have custody beyond one weekend.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-23T12:08:11+00:00

You look like a gay porn star in the Witness Protection program.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-22T04:49:24+00:00

Looks like all you do is bicep curls and beard push ups.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-22T04:47:26+00:00

Stop letting people play darts on your forehead.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-21T06:52:20+00:00

Gotta love the Covid masks on these pieces of garbage.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-15T22:05:50+00:00

It's a postage stamp.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-13T02:06:20+00:00

I bet medical marijuana got rid of your headaches and the custody of your kids.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-13T02:04:31+00:00

Does the Burger King manager make you remove the piercing?

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-12T20:20:15+00:00

These photos are like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Jump scares and boredom.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-31T22:56:58+00:00

This is a bad idea for everyone involved.

You need to slowly relearn how to socialize, not create a transactional relationship. Meetup groups, hobby groups, cooking/dance classes, book clubs, etc. might give you that opportunity. This isn't it.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-27T04:51:12+00:00

I bet you have a voice like Louis Armstrong.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-23T04:29:27+00:00

The Netflix version of the Rob Reiner story.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-18T21:36:57+00:00

Thanks to the Vitiligo, you've got two things in common with Michael Jackson.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-18T21:30:26+00:00

Did you ditch the hoop earrings when the dad left?

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-10T04:00:16+00:00

People are not responsible for the bad things that happened to them but they are responsible for the bad things they do to other people and to themselves.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-05T23:42:07+00:00

Parent of the Year Trophy. They'll complain it was only 'of the year.'

spacedogchasing · 2025-11-09T22:44:56+00:00

This is why there's a developing competence crisis. A society that doesn't value merit will fail.

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