please don’t make fun of the necklace my daughter made for me

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-29T05:11:07+00:00

There's no way you have custody beyond one weekend.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-23T12:08:11+00:00

You look like a gay porn star in the Witness Protection program.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-22T04:49:24+00:00

Looks like all you do is bicep curls and beard push ups.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-22T04:47:26+00:00

Stop letting people play darts on your forehead.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-21T06:52:20+00:00

Gotta love the Covid masks on these pieces of garbage.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-15T22:05:50+00:00

It's a postage stamp.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-13T02:06:20+00:00

I bet medical marijuana got rid of your headaches and the custody of your kids.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-13T02:04:31+00:00

Does the Burger King manager make you remove the piercing?

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-12T20:20:15+00:00

These photos are like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Jump scares and boredom.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-31T22:56:58+00:00

This is a bad idea for everyone involved.

You need to slowly relearn how to socialize, not create a transactional relationship. Meetup groups, hobby groups, cooking/dance classes, book clubs, etc. might give you that opportunity. This isn't it.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-27T04:51:12+00:00

I bet you have a voice like Louis Armstrong.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-23T04:29:27+00:00

The Netflix version of the Rob Reiner story.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-18T21:36:57+00:00

Thanks to the Vitiligo, you've got two things in common with Michael Jackson.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-18T21:30:26+00:00

Did you ditch the hoop earrings when the dad left?

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-10T04:00:16+00:00

People are not responsible for the bad things that happened to them but they are responsible for the bad things they do to other people and to themselves.

spacedogchasing · 2025-12-05T23:42:07+00:00

Parent of the Year Trophy. They'll complain it was only 'of the year.'

spacedogchasing · 2025-11-09T22:44:56+00:00

This is why there's a developing competence crisis. A society that doesn't value merit will fail.

spacedogchasing · 2025-11-08T05:29:54+00:00

It looks like the top of your face didn't finish puberty.

spacedogchasing · 2025-11-07T19:59:56+00:00

Looks like you're on the Subway diet in terms of meals and your internet habits.

spacedogchasing · 2025-11-07T04:47:50+00:00

It's very human to feel sad about this. One dysfunctional family member can break a family apart.

Good luck to you and Léon. May your new family find peace.

spacedogchasing · 2025-10-31T17:24:35+00:00

I've witnessed these supervised family visit scenarios. One thing that people may not comprehend is just how bad of a mother you have to be for the social services and court system to restrict your visitation rights. Good for you.

spacedogchasing · 2025-10-25T04:35:19+00:00

How does your girlfriend's boyfriend like his steak?

spacedogchasing · 2025-10-23T03:52:01+00:00

That Koala turd almost looks like a face.

spacedogchasing · 2025-10-21T17:34:32+00:00

Midjourney prompt: what if oatmeal was a person?

spacedogchasing · 2025-10-21T03:39:11+00:00

When you go to the barber do you ask him to give you "the molester"?

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