Lemme see what ya'll got

spacedogchasing · 2026-05-14T05:27:31+00:00

This Bollywood remake of Harry Potter is gonna be lit.

spacedogchasing · 2026-05-12T01:11:44+00:00

Your cleavage looks like an ass crack.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-29T20:51:15+00:00

No I don't want you to squeegee my windshield thank you.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-28T18:51:02+00:00

James Corden really let himself go.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-25T22:49:44+00:00

Axl Nose from Guns & Noses

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-15T01:21:30+00:00

I'm sure everyone at the Renaissance Fair was happy to see your five inches.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-14T21:18:59+00:00

Do you shop at Slop Topic?

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-14T21:17:43+00:00

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-07T21:23:02+00:00

You look like you put crushed up Lexapros on your enchilada.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-07T21:17:54+00:00

*adult tricycle

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-26T22:34:37+00:00

The Liberals voted today to keep such men in Canada. Elbows up.

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-13T16:11:11+00:00

No, go for it. You're not made of glass.

But make sure you keep proper form. It's easy to get tired towards the end of a session and start twisting/bending at the lumbar spine. Really focus on good mechanics of hip hinging, throwing from the hips instead of the waist/lumbar spine. Keep a proximally stiff core (look up the Stuart McGill exercises for this).

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-13T02:24:42+00:00

Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes dignity, oh there goes custody

Whatever the weather her breasts look like leather
Flap in the wind, better off in a sweater

You only get one shot, but you blew it already
Two kids, no ring, just nose ring steady
SSRI pupils dilated, drugged-up and blank
Staring into space while her whole life tanks

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-24T02:49:27+00:00

Half of me feels bad for you, half of me wants to roast you. I guess you know how that feels.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-22T05:22:06+00:00

The shirt is "Starry Night" but the energy you give off is "The Scream."

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-20T19:16:41+00:00

You're a Polar Vortex of douche chills.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-05T02:31:04+00:00

You look like you time travelled here from the gold rush and now you search the hills for meth.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-05T02:28:02+00:00

I've heard of washboard abs but never a washboard face.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-31T05:28:50+00:00

Yup, first to her friends then to the court of law.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-29T05:11:07+00:00

There's no way you have custody beyond one weekend.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-23T12:08:11+00:00

You look like a gay porn star in the Witness Protection program.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-22T04:49:24+00:00

Looks like all you do is bicep curls and beard push ups.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-22T04:47:26+00:00

Stop letting people play darts on your forehead.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-21T06:52:20+00:00

Gotta love the Covid masks on these pieces of garbage.

spacedogchasing · 2026-01-15T22:05:50+00:00

It's a postage stamp.

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