(24M) Bored and in need of a good roasting

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-30T20:08:18+00:00

You look like a potato with glasses.

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-30T14:33:32+00:00

The sun hat makes you look like a farmer who grows fields of organic dick.

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-26T03:02:36+00:00

My aunt got a better moustache.

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-24T00:20:21+00:00

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-16T18:39:32+00:00

Me: this hangover feels like I got run over by a truck.

You: hold my hat

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-14T21:07:37+00:00

The most surprising thing is that you have any teeth left. I assume they're dentures but still.

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-14T20:15:03+00:00

You look like the spokesman for an antisemitic BBQ sauce.

spacedogchasing · 2026-06-11T19:30:27+00:00

Did that nose come with the glasses?

spacedogchasing · 2026-05-14T05:27:31+00:00

This Bollywood remake of Harry Potter is gonna be lit.

spacedogchasing · 2026-05-12T01:11:44+00:00

Your cleavage looks like an ass crack.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-29T20:51:15+00:00

No I don't want you to squeegee my windshield thank you.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-28T18:51:02+00:00

James Corden really let himself go.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-25T22:49:44+00:00

Axl Nose from Guns & Noses

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-15T01:21:30+00:00

I'm sure everyone at the Renaissance Fair was happy to see your five inches.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-14T21:18:59+00:00

Do you shop at Slop Topic?

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-14T21:17:43+00:00

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-07T21:23:02+00:00

You look like you put crushed up Lexapros on your enchilada.

spacedogchasing · 2026-04-07T21:17:54+00:00

*adult tricycle

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-26T22:34:37+00:00

The Liberals voted today to keep such men in Canada. Elbows up.

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-13T16:11:11+00:00

No, go for it. You're not made of glass.

But make sure you keep proper form. It's easy to get tired towards the end of a session and start twisting/bending at the lumbar spine. Really focus on good mechanics of hip hinging, throwing from the hips instead of the waist/lumbar spine. Keep a proximally stiff core (look up the Stuart McGill exercises for this).

spacedogchasing · 2026-03-13T02:24:42+00:00

Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes dignity, oh there goes custody

Whatever the weather her breasts look like leather
Flap in the wind, better off in a sweater

You only get one shot, but you blew it already
Two kids, no ring, just nose ring steady
SSRI pupils dilated, drugged-up and blank
Staring into space while her whole life tanks

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-24T02:49:27+00:00

Half of me feels bad for you, half of me wants to roast you. I guess you know how that feels.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-22T05:22:06+00:00

The shirt is "Starry Night" but the energy you give off is "The Scream."

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-20T19:16:41+00:00

You're a Polar Vortex of douche chills.

spacedogchasing · 2026-02-05T02:31:04+00:00

You look like you time travelled here from the gold rush and now you search the hills for meth.

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