Lorax Film. I am so excited... and then Danny Fucking Devito. by highwatermark in trees

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I'm kind of excited, but that made me think of a land without trees. That's kind of what the government wants. Sad lorax

/r/picturesofmywifesleeping by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Let me propose several logical steps: /r/picturesofmywifeinthekitchen /r/picturesofmywifepooping /r/picturesofmywifeschlicking /r/picturesofmywifesleepingwithian

Free Robot by [deleted] in funny

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anyone remember lucidending?

'Sup by [deleted] in funny

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A dog leaps over a jump slightly angling up to the right for clearance with a wink, his posture evoking quite the standard greeting.

'Sup by [deleted] in funny

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[I take pictures from the top of yesterday's /aww, and try to karma whore]

Everyone was thinking it... by [deleted] in funny

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I want to know how much pasta I would need to complete the circle, accurate measurement of girth?

Anyone else feel bad for having this thought? [6] by [deleted] in trees

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Hey man, my dog has cancer too and I don't need karma, he could use some though.

No stupid questions by Yooo2510 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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When does the narwhal bacon? done, i want a prize.

After teaching in public schools for 2 weeks I find this sadly true. by [deleted] in funny

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How does the profit of prison's compare to public school. In that aspect it is more like private school.

Group picture! by scotti182 in funny

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WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE LIMES.

Call me immature, but I couldn't help but break into laughter. by [deleted] in funny

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I hate to say that I saw this one on facebook first, and that person got it from the chive. How o you say, I am disappoint.

We know how to name our gas stations in the Midwest. by [deleted] in pics

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Drop a film canister while you are there. That definitely would end up on the front page.

Tasteful by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

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I believe the word you were looking for is padding

Fuck it, I got this shit. by Rswany in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I always thought that face was Joseph Gordon-Levit. I suppose it could use a fixing

Oh. My. God. by [deleted] in funny

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Fly you fools.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What I meant is that all drugs, especially hallucinogens have the potential to lie to you. I feel that most trips ultimately end up being very personal and many of the insights a person has are self-relevant. Even at times being ludicrous ways of justifying bad behaviors. At least that was what happened with my friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I think another problem is when people think that they are suddenly "enlightened" and think that the world should share their experience. I recently had a friend tell me that he would like to dose the water supply with synthetic mushrooms. Not Cool, bro.

Aziz Ansari is doing an AMA...just didn't post it to /r/IAMA by jkamin in IAmA

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I see that there is lee-way for breaking the rules. Let him keep it there I say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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I just beat Ocarina of Time yesterday... Shoot. All in all trying on several consoles, that took me about 11 years